Tal Shachar

Oh god oh god oh god. I want to shake that deer's hand. I'll comment more on tumblr but oh GOD.

At La Sauvagine for dinner. Salad middling, wine and service pretty awesome. Will let you know about the venison in maple syrup.

Train station. I've always loved this one's embankment full of summer weeds and halfgrown trees. http://yfrog.com/h89zyurj

god I fuckin love the train. I have no window seat but I just love the jog and roll on the tracks and the scenery. ohshit guys here comes the snack cart (inappro excitement will continue all day and all night)

Pourquoi le fuck am I doing this on Victoria Day weekend, again?

I am losing my miiiind. The late train will not accept checked baggage! So now I am going to Montreal in the afternoon! So I needed a place to stay at for nine hours so I'm booked at some hostel that I will have to walk to from Bonaventure and eat and stuff I guess and then I LEAVE IN THE NIGHT at 3am and go to the airport to give them lots of time to probe me.

Oh man, the nicest lady in the world at Delta Airlines just helped me fix my ticket reservation. Tip to future parents: do not have your kid go by her middle name because it will confuse the government. I dodged a bullet by calling ahead because apparently they would have denied me boarding and I would have had to shoot myself in the faaaaace.

Depressing election. If Stephen Harper ruins my wedding plans I will personally curbstomp him (by metaphorical means in the form of a satirical sonnet, of course).

Train ticket to Dorval, minibus to Trudeau, sleep 6 hours at airport, plane stopping at Minneapolis and Las Vegas, then Salt Lake & C.

O, the fuckers, the fuckers! I knew they'd shit my passport app up at the MP's office.

I am never fixing anyone's computer again. Ever. I am especially not trying to fix the shitty laptops that have been around since 1998 that my dad buys on eBay for $67 and then runs IE on and asks me why it doesn't work and oh god shoot me in the faaaaace

"I like porn set in castles. The girls are classier, cleaner." If Un Prophete hadn't already won me over it did with that line.

No quicker way to make a hairstylist think you're crazy than making small talk with "I shaved my head a couple of times, and..."

Just finished Black Swan and anyone who hates on Natalie's acting from now on will have to TANGLE WITH ME. I will fight you all.

Somebody made a fan video for the Tudors using St Thomas More cut to "My Immortal". I don't even.

My mom just revealed that all these years she thought "twat" and "twit" meant the same thing. I had to explain.

Spring starts when a heartbeat's pounding, and when a weeny -10 windchill feels like THE FUCKING DEVIL. #90snostalgia #workout

Pancake day. Buckwheat flour or get the fuck out of my kitchen. Pure maple syrup from Quebec (Vermont also acceptable) in the can that gets all sticky. Don't eat the sausages, you don't know what's gonna happen there. Those are the rules. After that it is nap day. (Every day is nap day.)

whassup, incredibly loud Hydro truck outside while I'm trying to sleep. you good? kids okay? awesome.