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23 degrees overnight. I know I know, it isn't Snowpocalypse, but after the 70+ degree days we've been having, 23 is absolute murder on the garden. We may even lose some trees. In happier news, Captain Bonk is still A-OK out there!

Captain Bonk scolded me into refilling both feeders. My life is controlled by birds that aren't even mine!!

Ozzy might be a little bit scarier if he didn't remind me so much of my grandmother.

The suite life at Ozzy!

The Arizona Diamondbacks now have a closer named "Putz." This is not going to end well.

was very disappointed when the Dawn Treader was *not* attacked by the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

TOUCHDOWN!!

Watching "Real Genius." I <3 this movie.

Michael Vick is limping. So we can just shoot him now, right?

was just aurally assaulted by Daughtry's cover of "Photograph." That was totally uncalled for.

... needs a crash course in German!!

I <3 fireworks! Happy New Year!!

wants to move all the insurance to Nationwide instantly. Birdies!!

Most disgusting fortune-cookie fortune ever: "No one ever drowned in his own sweat." Gross!!

We're home -- and B&B are celebrating with a massive splashy bath. Dreaming of a WET Christmas...!

This hotel has one of those horrifying magnification mirrors in the bathroom. I am going to be obsessing about my pores for the next 3 days.

Berry is trying to learn how to dance by copying Byrnes. It is not going well.

Drive-by hug!!