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Berry is trying to learn how to dance by copying Byrnes. It is not going well.

This hotel has one of those horrifying magnification mirrors in the bathroom. I am going to be obsessing about my pores for the next 3 days.

We're home -- and B&B are celebrating with a massive splashy bath. Dreaming of a WET Christmas...!

Most disgusting fortune-cookie fortune ever: "No one ever drowned in his own sweat." Gross!!

wants to move all the insurance to Nationwide instantly. Birdies!!

I <3 fireworks! Happy New Year!!

... needs a crash course in German!!

was just aurally assaulted by Daughtry's cover of "Photograph." That was totally uncalled for.

Michael Vick is limping. So we can just shoot him now, right?

Watching "Real Genius." I <3 this movie.

TOUCHDOWN!!

was very disappointed when the Dawn Treader was *not* attacked by the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

The Arizona Diamondbacks now have a closer named "Putz." This is not going to end well.

The suite life at Ozzy!

Ozzy might be a little bit scarier if he didn't remind me so much of my grandmother.

Captain Bonk scolded me into refilling both feeders. My life is controlled by birds that aren't even mine!!

23 degrees overnight. I know I know, it isn't Snowpocalypse, but after the 70+ degree days we've been having, 23 is absolute murder on the garden. We may even lose some trees. In happier news, Captain Bonk is still A-OK out there!

19 DEGREES. Everything is frozen but Captain Bonk is still truckin'.

Watching Avatar. The entire flock of giant bird/dragon things just appeared to save the day and Berry is going nuts. He's bouncing and squeaking and I swear he is cheering. I ♥ my birds!!

Is there any discernable point whatsoever to this halftime atrocity?

There is a "reserved for police only" parking spot in front of my local Wells Fargo. Ummm... exactly how often do they require a police presence?!

B&B are going bonkers over the lemon Girl Scout Cookies.

PHX 2 BUR 4 BPAL WCWC @ DD. HMMM...

Rain soaked, dabbed with 15 different perfumes and covered in smeared sharpie. And how was YOUR Friday night?

Caught in a Code Bravo at BUR! It was very.