jessiekins1
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i am now declaring it fall because sbux has their pumpkin spice lattes out, winners and michaels both have their halloween decor out, the weather is getting cooler and it's getting dark earlier. i am so over summer! bring on the knees socks, boots and hoodies!
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what do you do when you have 5 avocados that are about to become too ripe to eat? you make chocolate pudding, of course! om nom nom!
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my monkey-man has grown 3cms since school ended! just 1cm in the last week alone! his growth explains why he's been so endlessly hungry and sleeping in a lot lately. my baby is growing up.
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the upside of peeling and chopping up 2 cases of mangoes is that the pits get to make me some mango-flavoured water for this summah heat!
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i just commented on a stranger's post on pinterest. it was already a shitstorm, so i don't even know why i threw my hat in.
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last night while playing cards against humanity i got the best two-fer answer ever!"The court finds____________ guilty of __________."-loki, the trickster god-filling all orifices with butterscotch pudding.oh loki! you so tricky!
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I've learned a valuable lesson this past week: don't take melatonin before bed unless you're ready for the messed up dreams you're going to get. This week's dream: Making breakfast for Eric Northman. Breakfast consisted of steak tartare that bled dark red blood when you cut into it. Pretty tame dream compared to last weeks. Last week's dream:Eminem contacts me through MSN messenger to ask me if I could shove prawn-covered bran muffins up his butt. I couldn't find enough ways to say "...
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i'm listening to a one-hit wonders radio station and "she's like the wind" comes on......aaaand now i need to watch dirty dancing.
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omnnomnom! i have an almond butter, strawberry, dark chocolate chip smoothie and you don't! nyah!
