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  1. Pain saved our household from what could have been a flea seige - we tracked some in from the cat-infested garage... I made a spray out of 2 mls Pain in about 4 ounces of boiled-&-cooled water, and misted down all our rugs, bedding, couches, etc. Then I took another ml-worth & rubbed it into some Borax, then sprinkled that over the worst of the rugs - let it sit for about 2 hours, the vacuumed it up. The fleas were GONE.
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    Windy Moon

    When I first uncapped the imp, I swore there was a drop of civet in there Not sure what's giving me that faintly unwashed scent, but it's persistent. Wet, Windy Moon is really fresh & breezy, my husband's freshly- laundered undershirts drying on the line... The ozone/aquatic combo is akin to his deodorant, not quite my thing but not unpleasant... Then it dries, and we veer into Ty-D-Bowl territory - "Ocean Breeze" scented toilet cleaner, with that undercurrent of... yeah. Anyone who has lived/worked with men who tend to camp out in the bathroom for 45 minutes at a stretch & then try to cover up the lingering evidence will know exactly what I mean. Such a shame. This stage is thankfully fairly brief, but it puts Windy Moon firmly in the swaps pile. The extended dry down is a very faint, much more enjoyable freshly-washed-sheets & sandalwood incense scent, but I really can't get past the middle bit...
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    Aunt Caroline's Joy Mojo

    Never something I'd wear on my skin, but does what it says on the bottle In my oil burner, Aunt Caroline's Joy Mojo is an explosion of bubble-gum-sweet lotus, with a bit of something almost strawberry-cotton-candy-esque. Maybe a trace of spice, too, but the overwhelming feel is PINK... Not the kind of thing I'd want to smell on a daily basis, but when I'm stuck in a dukkha rut (like today), it gives me a good kick in the pants & helps me let go of all the ruminative, negative thoughts cluttering up my mind. I have to use it sparingly, though, and follow it up with something a bit more grounding (one of the TAL Temples, usually, or Block Buster) - it is an undeniably giddy scent, not exactly conducive to a work day
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    The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil

    This makes me laugh The opening volleys are a dead ringer for a series of scratch-&-sniff stickers I had when I was a kid... that cacophony of fruits & chocolate & that one odd one (gasoline? sneakers? cardboard?)... Luckily, the chaos dies down very quickly, revealing a really fascinating scent. The spikenard is really what made me want to try this, and it doesn't disappoint - there's that lovely creamy, almost waxy floral, married beautifully with just a trace of very dry cinnamon bark (very bark-y, not red-hots/Cinnabon) & a bit of very realistic almond nutmeats (again, not cloying & foody). The fruit elements are the big surprise, though - tart & tannic & juicy & crisp, but with a slight honeyed richness around the edges... it shifts & morphs almost constantly, and I can't stop sniffing my wrist. At various moments, I smell grapefruit, tamarind, dragonfruit, Asian pear, lychees, green figs, heirloom apples.. If this is what Adam & Eve were faced with, I can't say I could blame them for giving in to temptation. I am dying to know what this miraculous fruit tastes like... Through it all, there's the botanic muskiness of the spikenard, like pollen dusted over warm skin. In the end, The Tree is very similar to my beloved Tzadikim Nistarim, with a healthy swipe of Freak Show's funky juicy fruitiness. Really lovely, totally compelling, very distracting. It isn't an overtly sexy scent at all, but one of utterly undeniable temptation... Bravo, Beth!
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    What scents are masculine? Gender-neutral?

    Manners Among Men & Women... from this year's Shungas has turned into a sleeper hit for my husband... On him, the sake & woods cut right through the apricot, and the end result is this clean, warm, freshly-laundered-shirt scent - very low-key & natural, but totally office-appropriate
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    Champagne and Cigars

    Wheeee! Bubbles! Akin to Visiting the Temple... in that gingery, effervescent way, but without the citrus twang. This is sec champagne, to my nose - balanced between the sweet & dry - and the cigars fresh, adding a bitter, leafy undercurrent. There's the barest wisp of smoke, dry & bracing. Wow. I'm liking this far more than I thought I would... but it is so close to VtT... do I keep it?
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    The Ides of March 2009

    2009: Ah, such a shame... the amber/costus/benzoin combination is nudging this into the no-go territory for me. Just a hair too masculine... Sad, too, because the opening volleys of lemon, bergamot, verbena & rosemary are lovely - juicy & sharp & glittering green/gold...
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    Chaos Theory V: Recursive Self-Similarity v2

    LX (60) That lovely crunchy honeycomb-&-musk of O, but with something... minty & aquatic, maybe? Wait... tea? O + green tea & a bit of mint? This is really interesting - the unctuous sweetness of O, but with a deep, cool, almost bitter undercurrent. I wasn't at all sure about this at first, but now I'm thinking this is a keeper - worth saving to try in the hotter weather, for certain ETA: Ehn. Something in this went Uber Musk very late in the day - akin to Jacob's Ladder, which I just cannot wear, as it reminds me too much of my dad
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    Chaos Theory V: Recursive Self-Similarity v3

    XXIX (29) I love Penitence, but haven't worn it in years But frankincense is my most favorite note ever, and here it's intertwined with something really fresh... I'm half tempted to say something akin to Rose Red - that same super fresh & green rose - but RR is a disaster on my skin, and this CT is anything but! There's something in here that's reminding me of The East, that juicy red currant-honeyed herbs & wildflowers scent... Ultimately, a lovely scent, but so close to things I already love that I don't know that I'll keep this... Previously reviewed by TwilightEyes.
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    Morphô

    Hrm. Ms Morpho's a strange one... Very tangy jasmine (the rosehip, no doubt) & a very petal-y delphinium... A bit sour, a bit bitter, very green & planty with a heady waft of jasmine. There are moments where I think "Ah! We might have something here..." but then we're back to the odd sour jasmine... Phoo.
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    Pontia

    I have waited long & hard for my Pontia, and she does not disappoint... BIG lavender, straight out of the bottle, big lush purple buds & lots of silvery green stems & leaves... this is the hyper-realistic lavender of Safari, not the marshmallowy sweet TKO variety, and I LOVES it. Once the fanfare dies down, the bergamot comes into its own, golden & gorgeous, like lemon-infused honey smeared across my hands... the combination of the two is stunning, restorative & absolutely edible. Yes, it is fleeting, fading to a faint brush of herbal sweetness after barely two hours, but I can forgive that - Pontia is one I want to slather on again & again...
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    Eanach Dhuin

    Woo! Yeah, that's... manly. I was afraid that the white rose would be the bully, but it is almost undetectable... What I do get is a very interesting spicy aquatic, with a healthy dose of balsam. Alternately cool & wet & warm & woody & sweet... I'm having a very hard time wrapping my head around this one. I think in the end it will be too masculine for my tastes, but I'm going to let it sit for a week or two before I decide...
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    The Host of the Air

    I'm one week away from our trip to England, and this is a perfect distraction from all I have to get done before then... Greengreengreen, beautiful & fresh & a bit bittersweet... Imagine The Schoolhouse, minus the birch - lots of grass & clover leaf, and a healthy smack of dandelion greens. Allowed to dry for a bit, the wildflowers start peeking out through the greenery - lots of white clover blossoms, and a very petal-y bluebell. The juniper's chiming in, too, a nice astringent note in the background. If I really concentrate, I can get just a bit of peat & the glossy green-black leaves of the Ericas. No wine (yay!), no cloudberries (alas), just a perfect, sunny, wind-swept day up on the moors, lolling about in the grass with a book... If Blade of Grass, The Passionate Shepherd, Nowhere In Particular & The Schoolhouse were near-misses for you, definitely give Host of the Air a whirl...
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    Ho Ho Ho

    Hrm. Yes, pear, evergreen, mulling spices, maybe a slosh of red wine... sadly, Ho Ho Ho goes horribly commercial-holiday-scented-candle-cinnamon-pinecone-wreath-pluuuuurb on me. It was nice enough in the vial, but a chemical disaster on my skin
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    Venom

    I can totally see where zankoku_zen is getting lilacs - after the initial jasmine blast dies down, it combines with the resins for a deeply purple floral scent... the lime & berries add a zippy little bit of sweetness. Pleasant, but too flowery for me, in the end.
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    Shadow

    The lemon & clean dirt note I get from the patchouli clash terribly on my skin... The sandalwood doesn't do much to help the sharp edges, and I am compelled to wash this off... Shame, because I can tell there's a pepperiness lurking that would be right up my alley....
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    Stranger in Camp

    Pineypineypinepine, with a touch of something very sour Phoo.
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    Azazel

    Count me as another very sad this is so long gone... This is what I'd hoped Arcana would smell like, all herby & yum... It's actually fairly similar to Calliope - the sage & lemongrass/citron are the most prominent, with the lavender & bay emerging once things calm down a bit. Very naturalistic, the scent your hands would pick up after working with the dried herbs. Lovely!
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    Winter Maiden Bath Oil

    Very, very pretty - what I'd hoped Lines Written... from this year's Yules would be - sweet berries, a brush of pine, a breath of warm amber, and well-behaved rose. Just lovely, uplifting & calming...
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    Luxuria Bath Oil

    Oh jeebus, that's distracting... I'm opening my package from the rare sniffies circle, and all I can smell is the decant of Luxuria, and I don't care. I want to drink it, wallow around in it, do all manner of unmentionable things to it... It's akin to well-aged Mme Moriarty, with a twist of orange zest, bitter & pithy... Instant Damndamndamn. I need a better bath tub.
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    Medb v4

    A fabulously generous sniffie from cheshirecat In the vial & wet, Medb is very floral - I'd bet there's sweet pea in here, as it's reading like bath cubes to me. It's a very nostalgic scent for me - I think my gran used to send me bath cubes from England when I was little, and they smelled a bit like this. There's a very fresh grass note in play, too - not as obvious as in Blade of Grass, more the "dewy grass" of Mag Mell. There's another floral in here, too, something lush & orchid-y - I think halcyon_flight's onto something with the ginger flower... I keep thinking I might catch a bit of the berries folks are talking about, but it's so fleeting, I'm not sure. I think there's just a drop of vetiver in here... I can't really smell it where I actually applied the oil, but my fingertips have just a trace of that blackened grass scent. The longer Medb dries, the darker it gets - wet, it's all sunshine on wet grass & pea blooms, but now it's as if a deep, almost smokey shadow's been cast over the garden, and you can start to smell the decomposing leaves... A fantastic scent, if for the sunshine to darkness olfactory journey alone
  22. If you can find it, Her Voice is gorgeous - I can't usually wear florals, but Her Voice is fresh & cool & beautiful, like walking into a florists' cooler at Easter
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    Different smells/colors, same perfume

    Both Chimera & Inez are drastically affected by aging - even a few weeks makes a huge difference IME. Both get spicier & yummier with age, so I'm betting your bunk decants are just really fresh. If you're buying on the forums, it's totally within your rights to ask the seller how old a bottle is before deciding whether or not you'll purchase it - I've posted ISOs in the past specifying aged bottles & had great success
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    Eos

    Ooo. Another floral I can wear? It's not quite something I can see myself reaching for, but Eos is lovely. In the vial, the jasmine is a bit frightening, but calms down immediately when I apply it. The end result is a velvety sweet floral, very petal-y, with a trace of bitter greenness in the background. Very natural, a true bouquet-of-blossoms scent. A bit heady in the end, so I'll pass this along, but a lovely scent for a cool spring day...
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    Eau de Ghoul

    Hoo, that's HOT ginger! Like really good, sinus-searing ginger beer, with a twist of lime... the cinnamon & clove are joining the chorus, too, and it's all I can do not to sneeze - and it's awesome. The cumin gradually emerges, salty & a bit sweaty, but I kinda like it Alas, if only Eau de Ghoul stayed that peppery-hot spice fest... eventually, the dirt & leather dampens down the fire, and I end up smelling distinctly Yankee Candle I'll keep my decant for a few more tests, but I don't think this is a winner. Phooey.
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