A woman I work with has started wearing snake oil.  I can't begin to describe how it affects me! 
  
I can't keep a straight thought in my head.  I've commented (to her) about the scent and how it has hit me just right.  She keeps wearing it and a part of me is wondering if this is (partly) because it's fun to watch me squirm. 
  
Well, regardless of the reason, I hope she keeps wearing this one.  I can't seem to get enough. 
  
I just want to crawl under her desk and be her slave boy.