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Decided I was going to skip store-bought crusts & suffer with my crappy ones until I learned to make them right. Finally did!

As soon as I get my lazy ass out of the house to get raisins, I will make giant oatmeal cookies.

... that I could actually find a job AND make a decent wage at? I don't want to be rich, I just want to be comfortable as a single person.

Sigh. Someone give me some damn answers, please.

I SO don't want to take the GRE again. UGH.

"it was like a giant candied tennis ball, with mustard in it." #Chopped #TedAllen

I'm stuffed, but this damn show with it's grits, greens & tasso gravy is making me really hungry again. Stop it, food porn!

Friday is yoga & laundry day in my house. I like to be bendy & clean at the same time.

For some unknown reason I never seem to get tired of watching these people shoot alligators. #SwampPeople

Got to hang out under a tree in the pasture this morning just watching the horses. It was so peaceful. I wish I could do that all day.

I really love Y La Bamba. I've had Lupon on repeat all morning. Happy.

Debating about watching True Blood tonight. I really love watching the whole season in one go & I don't have a DVR.

Pleasantly surprised that week 1 of #couchto5k is very easy for me. I'm in decent shape, I just don't look it.

Today is day 1 of my #couchto5k reboot. Did it before over a year ago & got up to running 3 miles, then quit. I am dumb.

My feet are so angry with me for standing on them too much.

When I get my house, I'm totally going to grow broccoli.

Glad my horse is over being wild & not needing me to adore him. I even got a horse hug, which are some of the best hugs to be had.

You never want a cannibal hanging around your honey hole. Things you learn from #swamppeople

"With two guns in the swamp, things have gone awry in the past." #swamppeople

Thrift store hunting, visiting my wild horse, evening walk & Swamp People tonight, plus cinnamon toast for breakfast. Hooray #thursday!

When I scratch my cat's ear, it apparently feels so good that it makes her eyes cross.

Yay! @maddow on #thedailyshow!!! I am staying up!

I am NOT a sex worker. I am a massage therapist. I am sick of looking at ads & job openings using "massage" as a euphemism for sex work.

Got Amish butter at the farmstand today. SO HAPPY! The strawberries & tomatoes are divine too, but today it's all about the fresh butter.

How dare I eat popcorn while my cat is in my presence? I know I'm only allowed to consume things she also enjoys. Bad human! BAD!