joiedevivre

My self-mani color is Essie Trophy Wife, lol! I won't feel like one anytime soon- working the next 3 days...oh, well- I'm ready- BRING IT.

There's no place like home...theres no place like home...unless there's a warm, sandy beach where I'm drinking frozen drinks with Dane Cook I'll take that!

so it's Daylight Savings Time this weekend? Meh- losing an hour is NOTHING to me. I've lost keys, cars, love, games, socks, trinkets, friends, family, and my sanity at times...what's an hour?

I got Snoop in my head since watching that SunDrop commercial yesterday... But I don't think the patients or my co-workers wanna see me drop it like it's hot, so no dance-along. Sad face

I do not recall ever looking forward to a Monday so much... 36hr weekends suck BALLZ.

Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly...and some people just gonna be assholes until the day they die.

Apparently, my phone thinks I should be East Coast based, seeing as how it switched itself to Eastern Daylight Time this A.M... passive aggressive bitch!

off for THREE days *does SunDrop dance*

You don't like that I flipped the script? Guess what darling- I don't live in your soap opera. Get used to it.

The Ides of March has come. Sooo, if I have a Caesar salad, can I stab it with my fork and say, "Et tu, Crouton?"

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...hate me because I'm smart, capable, blessed in more ways than I can count, stronger than I thought I ever could be, and I have endless, wonderful possibilities in my future...ok, ok...AND I'm beautiful! Feel free to hate on me.

I know there are things people will or will not do that I have no control over, but when the behavior affects their children...I'm not sure what to do here. Argh. I'm at a loss...

Got the turkey simmering away for dinner: check. Washing dishes as they're being used/done prepping: check. Brining chicken for fried chicken on sat: check. Was gonna make Creme Brulee, but I think I'll wait til Saturday. Outfit for 80's party: Like, OMG, I'm totally NOT ready! Ready for a nap before meeting: Check AND check

"Be the change you wish to see in the world." Gandhi's quote has hit another point with me. I realize that while I can be the change, that doesn't mean others, or even the world will change...but that I shouldn't take that personally or that I somehow failed. I still succeed, because I am changing something in ME for the better.

Here's to me, and here's to you, and here's to love and laughter- I'll be true as long as you, and not one moment after. *repost*

So I'm sitting there drinking sangria...what? Wrong holiday? Meh. Ok then: "Here's to you and here's to me, should we ever disagree...FUCK YOU! Here's to me."

If I'd known it was National Jackslap-The-Assclowns Day, I would've dressed up. Wheres the brass knuckles and stompy boots?

I pray your brakes go out going down a hill. I pray a flowerpot falls from a windowsill and knocks you in the head like I'd like to. I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls. I pray you're flying high when your engine stalls. I pray all your dreams never come true...just know wherever you are, honey, I pray for you.

You have every right to be a arrogant douchebag/cave ho...and I have every right to ignore, point and snicker at you. (re-worded this from another's post...sounds better this way ;p)

Living life without a plan/ Finding solace where I stand/ Learning how to love again/ And all I want is something real/ And that I can feel/ Here's my resolution/I'm letting go / All I need to learn is along this road...

Irony= going to walk/run, then coming back to fry chicken. O_o