joiedevivre

Irony= going to walk/run, then coming back to fry chicken. O_o

Living life without a plan/ Finding solace where I stand/ Learning how to love again/ And all I want is something real/ And that I can feel/ Here's my resolution/I'm letting go / All I need to learn is along this road...

You have every right to be a arrogant douchebag/cave ho...and I have every right to ignore, point and snicker at you. (re-worded this from another's post...sounds better this way ;p)

I pray your brakes go out going down a hill. I pray a flowerpot falls from a windowsill and knocks you in the head like I'd like to. I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls. I pray you're flying high when your engine stalls. I pray all your dreams never come true...just know wherever you are, honey, I pray for you.

If I'd known it was National Jackslap-The-Assclowns Day, I would've dressed up. Wheres the brass knuckles and stompy boots?

So I'm sitting there drinking sangria...what? Wrong holiday? Meh. Ok then: "Here's to you and here's to me, should we ever disagree...FUCK YOU! Here's to me."

Here's to me, and here's to you, and here's to love and laughter- I'll be true as long as you, and not one moment after. *repost*

"Be the change you wish to see in the world." Gandhi's quote has hit another point with me. I realize that while I can be the change, that doesn't mean others, or even the world will change...but that I shouldn't take that personally or that I somehow failed. I still succeed, because I am changing something in ME for the better.

Got the turkey simmering away for dinner: check. Washing dishes as they're being used/done prepping: check. Brining chicken for fried chicken on sat: check. Was gonna make Creme Brulee, but I think I'll wait til Saturday. Outfit for 80's party: Like, OMG, I'm totally NOT ready! Ready for a nap before meeting: Check AND check

I know there are things people will or will not do that I have no control over, but when the behavior affects their children...I'm not sure what to do here. Argh. I'm at a loss...

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...hate me because I'm smart, capable, blessed in more ways than I can count, stronger than I thought I ever could be, and I have endless, wonderful possibilities in my future...ok, ok...AND I'm beautiful! Feel free to hate on me.

The Ides of March has come. Sooo, if I have a Caesar salad, can I stab it with my fork and say, "Et tu, Crouton?"

You don't like that I flipped the script? Guess what darling- I don't live in your soap opera. Get used to it.

off for THREE days *does SunDrop dance*

Apparently, my phone thinks I should be East Coast based, seeing as how it switched itself to Eastern Daylight Time this A.M... passive aggressive bitch!

Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly...and some people just gonna be assholes until the day they die.

I do not recall ever looking forward to a Monday so much... 36hr weekends suck BALLZ.

I got Snoop in my head since watching that SunDrop commercial yesterday... But I don't think the patients or my co-workers wanna see me drop it like it's hot, so no dance-along. Sad face

so it's Daylight Savings Time this weekend? Meh- losing an hour is NOTHING to me. I've lost keys, cars, love, games, socks, trinkets, friends, family, and my sanity at times...what's an hour?

There's no place like home...theres no place like home...unless there's a warm, sandy beach where I'm drinking frozen drinks with Dane Cook I'll take that!

My self-mani color is Essie Trophy Wife, lol! I won't feel like one anytime soon- working the next 3 days...oh, well- I'm ready- BRING IT.