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"les fleurs noires" @polyvore set, featuring @catbirdnyc @BONA_DRAG http://t.co/iE1DeiL4

"..pardon me for showboating my orifice" is not something one reads every day.

Last night I dreamed of childhood fears; cartoonish vampires lurking, leering, looming. I laughed, threw popcorn at them.

Sun-gazers, dawn-riders - some moody lady-croonin' sounds you may have missed last night. http://t.co/1VUGp4Qg

Skeletor needed a twitter account for his journey of self discovery. https://t.co/QL3qK767

A superfun @8tracks mix from my lovely Canadian friend. Makes me want to dance. I find that pleasantly confusing. http://t.co/H35aqEeT

My first - and last - piece of embroidery http://t.co/9Poi2khi

"It really wasn't even necessary to indicate 'Florida' in this headline". http://t.co/wwAGCAOh

What the hell, Orlando!? My roommate, who is in the process of moving out of our shared place, just had her new condo broken into.

NOOOO. Enchantress dress arrived. It is blackest black night sky fabric. Stunning. And it will only zip halfway up my back...!

Well, no matter. Things (mostly) worked out AND in two days time I will be shacking up with my sweetheart. Good things, people, good thing.

Nope. Still don't care about the Superbowl.

What? No! But there's nothing so satisfying as rooting around in your wet, glunky ears with a pristine cotton swab! http://t.co/LUFL4KLh

Oh my sweet lord if I hear another word about this "paleo" malarkey, I am going to punch someone.

Morbid anatomy lovelies have arrived http://t.co/P0GPkkOk

Man oh man. @HPLHS has the prettiest invoices. http://t.co/0TrMWoT1

Can't help but to think @BloodMilk & @Ilaauu would swoon over this loveliness, too http://t.co/my56pHcP

Ooh, love the ball-claw feet on this grey "Medicine Woman" handbag by Parabellum http://t.co/a6N0iPEv

Possibilities for one who collects parfum: "Lykethyiophile", "odolaphile", "frag hag".

Hells yeah, my friend! I call one my sister. RT ‏@KingUnicorn You should always keep a librarian or two (or more) in your social circle

A Jim Jarmusch vampire film starring Tilda Swinton. Ok, then.

My stomach dropped the moment she buckled those shoes http://t.co/NGE2ol4K

How many times do you get to hear someone declare "BEST TOILET PLUNGER, EVER"? Today is that day. http://t.co/s6Lix2cl

"Time and again, marauding cephalopods rise out of the fathomless depths of our collective unconscious..." http://t.co/zPASkfGi

I think I promised someone a perfume/fragrance swap or package or something a few months ago. Who was that? I have forgotten, sorry!