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MALK SHACK (@ Ben & Jerry's PartnerShop - PSU) http://t.co/9mkYpTh

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There needs to be Uber Ginger Burn Your Face Off Reeds. Extra just isn't gingery enough.

So late. Fuck my life.

I'm at Nomad Crossing (3959 SE Hawthorne Blvd, SE 40th Ave, Portland) http://t.co/rquaKVN

http://t.co/rz7ZiKj This is how far I drove with @itisdancing's wallet and phone on the hood of the car. Lolololololol.

I'm not doing very well at being awake today. And I'm covered in bruises.

Still so fucking hot in my room. Y NO BREEZE??

And @marxian_harps I suppose.

Daaaaang those are some bomb enchiladas. Mole ftw. (@ Taqueria Villanueva) http://t.co/l1crGK9

"...and discuss my preference for catching the latest Kardashian show over Game of Thrones." Why do I read Cosmo at work? It enrages me so.

Also, drinking a reeds for breakfast when I have to wake up at 5:30 is the best idea I ever had.

No, Facebook, I do not wish to be friends with BJ Brown and Captain Pete.

How the fuck does agriculture work in Westeros? And how do you not starve to death when the winter lasts for like ten years?

I might just be sick of Cersei because she has more chapters than anyone else in FfC.

Why the fuck do you want to buy your textbooks six weeks before the term starts?

Ok, technically I sent @Marxian_harps there on my behalf, but I think that's good enough. (@ Taqueria Villanueva) http://t.co/IY0iYQt

http://t.co/89YMUTa No, it was douchey before Jersey Shore got to it.

I don't understand why I encounter so many people with smartphones in their hands, asking me for directions. Google it you dumb shits.

Photo: aplacetolovedogs: http://t.co/XbFyxWv

Oh excedrin, I love you so much. Don't ever leave me; you make it possible for me to go on living.

Holy crap. Why was it necessary for me to sleep for 11 hours?

Goddamn my bed is comfortable.

Gonna go hang out by myself at 82nd and burnside in the middle of the night. Pray for my soul.

I'm at La Sirenita (2817 NE Alberta St, Portland) http://t.co/lJSZSYm