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You will never get weekends again.

FOR ANYONE WHO HEARS THE STUPID RUMOR THAT BERNIE SUPPORTERS WERE SHOUTING 'ENGLISH ONLY' AT A SPANISH TRANSLATOR: http://www.snopes.com/sanders-english-only-huerta/

This is so absolutely ridiculous. The person who is making this bullshit show up on my feed is now unfollowed by me... but if it weren't for my heart pressure I would keep it happening so I could see the propaganda that these people happily swallow and ask for more.

For all of my computer savvy (obsessed) friends, this extension is super rad. I've opened enough tabs to raise enough money to give 9 months of clean water to one person. Please consider using this extension. It's very low profile. I rarely even notice I'm using it.

Surprisingly relevant to our Super Bowl day activities. Kt Allen Carol Wethington

WOW. Get your shit together Gloria.

Ever hear the lyrics of a song and have them knock you on your ass because they are so appropriate to a situation/time in your life?

My conditioner squirted out in the shape of the Dark Mark. I'm not sure what to make of that.

Please post this as your status if you know someone who has been ravaged by Reavers and is now a hood ornament on a Reaver ship. 85% of people won't copy this as their status because they have no idea what a Reaver is; 10% will start speaking Chinese or say something profound like "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you"; and 5% will start singing "The Hero of Canton."

Interestingly enough, I've watched two shows this morning that referenced "Synaesthesia". One was a show about a drug dealer, one was a show from a science fiction channel, about human beings with enhanced abilities due to differences in their brain structure. Guess which one got the definition right?

One hour. One hour and then it's new chair and sushi.

Oh, man. Caitlynn is the luckiest girl ever.

I had a crush on Michael Fassbender when he was in HEX. Screw you Fassy bandwagoners. #myhipstermoment #uselesshastagsonfacebooktogivesomethingcontext

So Alexander Skarsgard was super drunk in my head last night and we made out. Even my subconscious knows that the only chance I'd have with Alexander Skarsgard is if he was shitfaced.

"And after two years of bitching about Bella's safety, Edward does not use a condom."*Dies laughing!*

Stranger Than Fiction - proving that Will Ferrell isn't just a giant tool.

In response to some 'chain letter' statuses I've been seeing, and with the possibility of offending at least half of my family: "The text of the official Pledge, codified in federal law, takes a position with the purely religious question of the existence of God." I'm not an American because I bow to your insistence that the Pledge have God in it. I'm American because I am allowed to decide for myself.

I'm on time with my loan payment, and it's over halfway paid off now? Whaaaat? Certainly not me.

<------- In light of New York's legalization of gay marriage, I challenge all my friends to turn their profile pic into something that can be construed in a homosexual embrace. And if you don't like it....turn away...its about to get gay. This is my lesbian lover and I, Kat Von D.

Eeeee LMFAO ON SYTYCD! (THat's a lot of letters)

Trying to get rid of leftovers? Put it in an omelet! This morning: meatloaf omelet.

Happy Father's Day to all the awesome dads out there!

Sarah Lynn, Kt Schaffer, Cody Schaffer and whoever else is interested. I'm debating picking up tickets for the Blink 182/My Chem concert on Oct 7, at Red Rock casino (just up the street from me). Would anyone else want to come? I'm not sure how much they are yet, they go on sale on Saturday.

My arm is so sore! It's weird, the first two sessions (4.5 hrs and 3 hrs respectively) didn't make me ache half this bad, and this last one (Only 1.5 hrs or so) was just the edges and finishing details!