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"And after two years of bitching about Bella's safety, Edward does not use a condom."*Dies laughing!*

"Do you know how many people it takes to change 50,000 light bulbs?!" "Are these people Irish, Polish, blondes? What are we working with here?"

<------- In light of New York's legalization of gay marriage, I challenge all my friends to turn their profile pic into something that can be construed in a homosexual embrace. And if you don't like it....turn away...its about to get gay. This is my lesbian lover and I, Kat Von D.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJ

Always hard people say Muse is a rip off of Radiohead. Never heard it until I listened to this song, which is now one of my favorites ever.

Any time I'm feeling down, I just have to listen to "I Can Go the Distance" from Hercules and I'm all good.

ANYONE WHO SAYS "BERNIE IS JUST TRYING TO GIVE STUFF AWAY FOR FREE" READ THIS ARTICLE AND CONSIDER WHAT IT WILL MEAN IF ALL OF THESE LOOPHOLES ARE CLOSED AND THESE COMPANIES ACTUALLY START PAYING TAXES.http://reverbpress.com/features/27-giant-profitable-companies-paid-no-taxes/

Bahaha I got 90% male.

Basically my plan tonight.

Being all the other obvious crap, why is a man even advising on women's issues?

Between CO Unemployment and the UNLV Financial Aid office, I am really, really, really sick of being on the phone.

By what standards... number one on the list of worst written shows this year?

Cableos. Thanble?

Carol Wethington

Color me not even surprised at all.

DAREDEVIL AND THE PUNISHER AND MOCKINGBIRD AND ALL THE PEOPLE

Dear guy at the gas station,Don't ever give me that look again. I know I asked for $4 in gas, and that's just over a gallon, but that's exactly the amount I want. Take your weird face back to Customer Service school and learn to serve your customers! love, e.

Douche bag alert.

Eeeee LMFAO ON SYTYCD! (THat's a lot of letters)