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... there is a Monkees concert next week? Why did nobody tell me! I am so sad right now!

{insert celebratory "I'm graduating today" status here because it is too early for this crap!}

♫ Just remember: if you're jumping, I will start my jump off running after you. ♫

4 As, 1 B. Nice finish to a solid undergraduate career.

Ain't no rest for the wicked.

Anybody seen Hangover 2 yet? Thoughts?

Does anyone have a bed they're trying to sell? Looking for a boxspring.

Enjoyed Hangover 2, but the company more than anything. Ian Stewart is kind of the best thing ever, and I love him.

Good morning. In case you were wondering, you're beautiful. Yes, I'm talking to you.

got a B in Spanish 4. I almost had heart palpitations when I saw that on my tranguide, not gonna lie.

got Jessica Marie Friday's cold/stomach bug thing with a vengeance.

Got paid! To celebrate, I am buying a Tervis tumbler! Huzzah!

Had a dream that instead of sororities and fraternities, GCSU had Hogwarts houses. I was rushing Gryffindor and I was talking to Patricia Erb about it, and I walked into the common room, and Alan Thicke was there, making a sandwich. Everyone was crowded around him. Bizarre.

Had such an amazing day in Atlanta at the aquarium/Ikea/Cheesecake Factory with her fantastic boyfriend, Ian Stewart. They don't make a word for how happy he makes me.

Has had this stomach bug thing since yesterday that doesn't make her do much except feel weak and nauseous. Let's hope it goes away soon because this is getting ridiculous.

Hey, grads, serious question: how long did the ceremony last last year? Is it worth it for me to sneak in a paperback book under my robes?

Holy crap, I Dream of Jeannie was a sexist show.

Hopes that this rain drowns the cicadas. Not gonna lie.

How I Met Your Mother is my favorite television show for a lot of reasons, but mostly because it makes me feel for the characters in ways no other show ever has. I love seeing the relationships between the characters and how they grow, just like my friendships do. And of course, Ian is the Marshall to my Lily. If you've never seen it ... please, do. It's got more depth than most TV out there these days.

I could hide out under there.I just made you say underwear.

I hateeeeee that I lose my ability to sleep in in the summers when I work early. It's 9 am on my day off, dang it, go back to sleep.

is so excited to spend today in Macon with Ian Stewart! Pirates 4, the mall, dinner - but the company's always the best part.

Is super sad that the Counting Crows aren't touring this summer!

just ate Peanut Butter Crunch out of a measuring cup. No regrets.

Never thought I'd be so happy to not hear ANYTHING when we open the windows. Is Cicada-Gate 2011 over?