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SHUT UP, CRIME! I love it RT @rainnwilson: I got a SUPER (the movie) birthday cake! http://post.ly/1Vodi

Yes! Omg. RT @missyjack: WTF is Angelina wearing? She looks like an extra from Dynasty? #goldenglobes

Not to sound heartless, but dear receptionist: please stop coughing your gross wet cough all over my mail.

Omg. Crumpets. SO GOOD. Why have I never tried crumpets before?

My file for today will have to be split into several volumes. I'm awesome.

Ha! Yes! RT @MarshallCollege: Support viral campaign: Breckin Meyer to play Deadpool, not Ryan Reynolds. #breckin4deadpool

Ack. So much secondhand embarrassment right now. Should my resolution be something about refusing to feel shame on others' behalf?

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Just came out of the Legally Blonde musical. Omigod, it ruled!!!

Sign I've been playing too much Katamari #1: saw my neighbour's shrub sticking out of the snow & thought: "I can totally roll that."

Caught a falling pop tart between my elbow and hip. Ill-advised.

Late for work due to half of today's buses being cancelled. New Year's week gets me EVERY year.

There is apparently an obsolete bylaw in my town that says stores can't open early on Sundays. Boxing Day door crashers at 10am win!

Happy Xmas Eve, folks! I am already on my way home from work!

Baklava + computers. We live dangerously.

Beezus had a White Swan/Black Swan moment this morning. http://plixi.com/p/64807641

Trompe l'oeil tea house peaches with hazelnut & apricot filling. Are they tromping your oeil? http://plixi.com/p/64732158

We have put about 14 man hours into these trompe l'oeil peaches. These better be the most fucking delicious cookies ever!

The grocery store is selling kangaroo. http://plixi.com/p/64489091

To the guy who nitpicked me about $.38 & who just made a $7,000 error on the same PO, I say HA.

It took me years, but I am really good now at accepting gifts guilt-free.

Do I rely too much on email? Is it ok to just figure if someone doesn't get it, they can be the one to call & ask?

I just wrote a really hilarious sketch making fun of Canadian recording artist Lights. Now... has anyone heard of Lights?

OMFG I am sitting through yet another screening of ALL my parents' cruise pictures. WE GET IT. YOU WERE ON A BOAT.

Just paid someone for 127 hours of work. It's the little things that amuse ms most

Sarah Palin finally found the Eeyore to her Tigger. What a miserable jerk Kate Gosselin is, as usual. RT @ebertchicago: http://j.mp/i6Nc9G