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#FNL movie sequel exists in script form according to Peter Berg! Now how do I get my hands on it in the event the movie never gets made? #fb

.@angabella "I hope you feel better than you look." A guy said that to his gf so loud the entire hotel lobby heard. #stupidshitguyssay

.@letterboxed Watching Grey Gardens just makes me wish it came with a full length Gilmore Girls commentary track.

"But she loved the smell of the unicorn. She began to cry once, telling me about it." @bethshepsut got it right, you guys. It's *sublime*

"It waits here until being possible to meet you!" - T-shirt on lady behind me. OMG best ever! #fb

"Paul Rudd is the Steve Gutenberg of his generation." - my dad, just now. High praise? Appalling insult? I honestly can't decide.

(... but then this lady decided her best seat on the bus was on top of me. Oh, well.)

(My dad is retired, but still works 5 days a week. Somehow this doesn't make him immune to the "It's fine if you're retired!" argument.)

<333 RT @sparkymonster: Sir Ian McKellen at a rally against the pope wearing the best t-shirt EVER http://twitpic.com/2pq44x

So cool. We changed people's lives! RT @angabella: ...i forgot i intro'd two people thru lj prom and they got married. Insta-smile

$62 credit left at the pawn shop & a copy of Cronos 10th anniversary in my hot little hands

1st day of #Bluesfest today! Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeroes followed by the Sophie's Choice btw Flaming Lips and Tegan & Sara.

7 shipping notices in 15 minutes for the same Paypal transaction. I GET IT, IT'S SHIPPED.

A tire without a car just rolled by along with traffic. Still awaiting crash up ahead. How has there not been a crash yet?

AAAAAARRRRGH BITE ME FEDEX. This authorized ship centre thing is my NIGHTMARE. I have to take responsibility for EVERYONE ELSE'S SHIT.

Aarg! WAAANT. RT @thinkgeek: Want! Companion Cube sweater by @monday http://j.mp/jNOjl3

Ack. So much secondhand embarrassment right now. Should my resolution be something about refusing to feel shame on others' behalf?

Adding up our own bill. Nothing on the bill they gave us matched what we ate! http://plixi.com/p/52276913

All this "Where will you be when Oprah does her last show?" commercial does is make me glad i'm not a bonbon-eating housewife. At work. Duh.

All verklempt for no reason. I am, apparently, emulating the weather.

Also, could y'all cram in any more guest stars? 2-line parts for Peter Stormare, Norman Reedus, Bill Sadler... free Hawaiian vacays for all!

Also, I think the guy next to me is watching Upstairs, Downstairs on his iPhone. That's weird, right? #incongruous

Amen, brother. RT @JamesGunn: Can I vote this cheeseball fiddler off American Idol?

And of course, Snatch In My Pants. #moviesinmypants Apologies.

And yes, I know I'm an awful person for snapping pics like that