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Hey, guy handing out the free paper! You're standing right next to a newspaper box. It's more efficient and I don't have to talk to it. #fb

What the hell just happened to the #30Rock live show?

I think 31 years of trying to decipher the Expos logo is enough. I give up. What is it??? #fb

Weinstein giving up on the ratings board would change EVERYTHING. Woah. “@ebertchicago: "Bully" gets R rating http://t.co/JZlvhggX”

The cracks in her lips spell out "Nina". RT @timcarvell: Anjelica Huston is playing an Al Hirschfeld drawing of Anjelica Huston

Sorry for the aggregation, folks; just think of the RTs as my very own Oscars.

Ugh, Special K fruit crisps, you are not an appropriate breakfast. Now having to sustain my blood sugar levels with cherry Halls #fb

PBS Great Performances is showing Memphis with the original Broadway cast. So much for Oscar movies! #fb

UGGIE!! RT @joelmchale & @uggiethedog hanging out backstage at @jimmykimmel. Spoiler: Uggie won http://t.co/ziaYeRV7

.@letterboxed Watching Grey Gardens just makes me wish it came with a full length Gilmore Girls commentary track.

"Paul Rudd is the Steve Gutenberg of his generation." - my dad, just now. High praise? Appalling insult? I honestly can't decide.

Helpful tip: when writing notes to morons, an important thing is to remember not to type "good moroning". #fb

#FNL movie sequel exists in script form according to Peter Berg! Now how do I get my hands on it in the event the movie never gets made? #fb

WAT. The assumed 1st half of this tweet killed me. “@davidviola: Prediction for the upcoming Friday Night Lights movie: Landry kills again”

Hard not to take it personally. #fb

Now I kinda want to see it #fb RT @mayfairtheatre: THE VOW: less romantic than a rat eating a discarded churro: @http://t.co/MQfyrfN7

I counted 4 different pairs of #Fluevogs on Tina last night! Lily Darlings, Giulias, Hotcakes & Babycakes! A new record? Yay, #Glee!

What the hell is happening on Coronation Street? D:

I suspect a cash-strapped Dolly Parton. #RipWhitneyHouston #sweetsweetroyalties

Jean Dujardin on #SNL ! I'll be watching this about 600 times.

Dear #americanidol - you are aware that you're supposed to be feeding these people, right?

Hey, @happywrites - Shouldn't it be Max-Ross, Dave-Joey, Alex-Rachel & Penny-Phoebe? B&J were right on. I feel very strongly about this!

Dear #cbc - I'm no expert, but casually referring to the 20th century as the most violent seems presumptuous and shortsighted to me.

Gay squirrel celebrates Prop 8 ruling by coming out (of tree) @Samson_Baines Purple Squirrel Found In Pennsylvania http://t.co/cp7UvBJF #fb

Overlooking the scene at Tunney's Pasture. #octranspo http://t.co/3hXehSnM