Katu

Officially done with school! Yay!

At a giant's campsite in Skyrim, couple of dudes and mammoths, no big. Suddenly I hear "FLAP. FLAP. SCREEEEAAAWWWW!" Okay, so two giants, two mammoths, whatevs. I look up, and I see TWO dragons. Okay, so two giants, two mammoths, and two dragons? Bring this shit on. Just about to unpause my game.

FRONT PAGE, BITCHES!!

The most important art technique to know is when to stop. Someday I would like to master it.

I want to love Florence and the Machine's music videos as much as I love their music, but God, her makeup always makes her look like a drag queen.

In case anyone plays Glitch, in Groddle Forest Junction there are loads of cubimals on the ground! I'm so stoked!

Do any of you all play Glitch? If so, we should add each other! And also there is a house for sale just below mine, you should move near me!

Well, I didn't get the flu. And I don't have a brain tumour! So, that's the good news. The bad news is that I spent my very early morning at the ER on 3 hours of sleep, and then came home immensely drugged and passed out, only just woke up. School isn't happening today. Thanks to my awesome mom for getting me through this, and for all the well-wishes. <3

Okay so Second cousins = cousins-in-law and cousins once removed = great-cousins. Right? Also now I am thinking about were-cousins. Kill me.

Killer headache. Computer shut down while printing out homework. Fuse blew. Fridge has no power. Dad has no replacement fuses. Stress reaching critical mass.

Tonight is cocoon night. I am going to take a long hot shower to ease my head, and then I am going to chill out in my nice clean living room wrapped in blankets and surrounded by fluffy pillows and fluffier kitties, and finish the last few things due this semester. And not get the flu. That's an important part of this.

I would like to thank Stephen Fry for treating America quite fairly in Stephen Fry goes to America. Obviously it doesn't shy away from those of us who are crazy, but it does a great job of not making us seem totally stupid.

My eyes aren't focusing right, so I went home from school early. Unfortunately I'm now at a loss for things to do, since I can't read or play video games. Mayhap I will doodle a bit more.

I love breast cancer because suddenly I can buy all these pink things! Like sharpies! Thanks, breast cancer!

Maybe I AM 'lazy and a defeatist.' But every time I think about trying to lose weight again, I want to shoot myself in the mouth.

I was going to post "oh gabriel gudding, i would totally do you," or something like it, but then I realised that might freak Mark and co out. Sorry dudes!

You know, I'm totally fine when a bathroom smells like poop. But for some reason if my stall smells like BO it grosses me out.

I can no longer bring myself to care about my archaeology class. I just want to be done.

Just spent a few hours penning my last poem for my class...I hope it's anywhere near as good as all the work I put into it.

One should not spoonerize "bundt cake."

There's a huge group of drunk people outside singing "I Just Had Sex." Racine ain't so bad sometimes. Also I use the term singing loosely.

If anyone knows a way to make video game characters real, hook me up? I'm lonely as shit and I could use an Alistair or a Knight-Captain Cullen or a Fenris.

I now have unlimited int'l texting. If you are overseas, gimme your number! Or if you're not overseas, you can still give me your number! Anyone who's already given theirs to me should have gotten a text. If not, something went wrong, message me.

I need a few hundred dollars to buy every album the Vitamin String Quartet has ever done. Thanks a lot, VIKTOR.

Rachel Stiers? Greg Hulse (because Nett is still facebookless)? Anyone?