Spacekitty

Gamers - does RC still suck or should I keep it blocked? I've been boycotting because it got really lame and started to resemble a Zynga game.

Dead tv. DEAD TEEVEEEE!! Our. TV. Has.... Died. It's like I've lost the use of a limb.

Tillie discovered her nostrils this weekend. oo

Tillie is a crayon-scribbling fool!

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Cancer-free for 17 years. \m/ \>. \m/

Playing Scrabble with some randoms (non-FB friends) and just now one of them used the word "hoatzin" for 109 points. Whatever, cheater. Lame.

Finally watching The Social Network. And since I now know how cuckoo Zuckerberg is and he probably gets a notice every time the title of the movie is mentioned I'll just say a quick, "hi, Mark!"

Everyone needs to stop clicking on the vagina video. Now.

Parks & Rec ep "Flu Season" made me LOL (for realsies) more than the entire last season of The Office. Thanks to my bro for insisting I skip the first six eps of this show or I would never have gotten to the awesomeness that it's become. Amy Pohler rules.

Will never understand why anyone (much less a woman) would ever "check in" on FB or Twitter. (But then I'm so paranoid I don't keep *any* predictable schedule or routine.)

Happy National Cancer Survivors Day!

This weekend... I got over $50 worth of stuff (including two $10 lippies) at CVS for around $3. In the first transaction the subtotal was $29. I paid 27 cents out of pocket. If this is going to be my new trend, I better start carrying cash in small denoms! Haha!

Just read something I wish I could un-read... Left an image so revolting I wish I could scour my mind with a Brillo pad. I can't remember the last time I felt this icky. Thanks, Roger Ebert and Cory Just.

<-- doesn't know it all. In fact, one thing I've never known is how to NOT sound like a know-it-all.... other than to just keep my mouth shut. But then I look like a snob or an asshole. FML

<-- doesn't know it all. In fact, one thing I've never known is how to NOT sound like a know-it-all.... other than to just keep my mouth shut. But then I look like a snob or an asshole.

Can someone tell me why we don't eat dolphin?

Just made reservations for dinner and The Sklar Brothers at Acme for a pre-Father's Day surprise. Now I read that the food & service at Sticks is shitty and many of the reviewers got food poisoning! On top of that, those who complained to mgmt were served a big plate of shutthefuckup. NIGHTMARE! What to do...? No refunds.

PopcornPopcornPopcornPopcornPOPCORN. And I don't mean that moog piece of shit. I mean OIL POPPED MOTHER F*CKING POPCORN with TOO MUCH SALT.

Skinny Girl Margaritas- anyone try them? Since hearing of them I've thought, "It's not even a margarita!" And, "Ew. How could that possibly taste any good?"... Basically poopooing the whole idea (and the fact that Bethanny essentially made herself millions by "creating" and bottling a bad drink). Well, I'm about to find out if my BS detector still works.

Nutella is a hell of a drug.

Today Tillie said, "tiki" when showing her some of my treasures in the basement bar. I've never been more proud. Also today, Tillie said, "rasta!" in lieu of "pasta!" and Math couldn't have been more proud. We take what we can get around here.

Is drinking a fat girl margarita.

Reading The End of Overeating.... It makes me hate Big Food even more (as if that was possible?).

Honey badger don't care.