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#lessinterestingbooks Confessions of an Extreme Couponer

Just realized I forgot to eat dinner. Oops.

I've lost all respect for Bieber after seeing his perfume ad. Way to give girls false hope that they'll someday be with you. #JBSOMEDAY

God dammit.

Am I the only one who keeps reading #areasonwhyimsingle as "areas on why I'm single"?

Silverchair has announced another indefinite hiatus. I will be patient and have faith that this isn't the end! @Silverchair

Cory and I just texted each other the same thing, at the same time. Twice. http://t.co/OAwhIcx

I have converted another friend to the Church of #BPAL. Welcome to the party, @talknerdytome!

Gifted two imps to a new #BPAL fan today, and literally an hour later someone offered me a free decant of Banshee Beat. Karma: it works.

Really, Germans? You sent eight single-unit warriors after my city with pikeman and catapult armies? Riiiiiight. #Civilization

Spending my morning drinking coffee and playing Civilization.

You know you have a problem when your cat starts to smell like #BPAL.

Poor Mia. Suffocated by her own fur on a daily basis. http://t.co/k49INwd

At least one store in my town has closed due to the apocalypse. http://t.co/YAYgCgq

Managed to snag a decant of Sagittarius and a 5ml of Slaugh today. SCORE! #BPAL

WHY OH WHY didn't I test Elegba last week? Would've put a bottle in with my last order. This is pure summer. I am in looooooove! #BPAL

Wearing #BPAL Penis Admiration and watching Jack Bauer kick ass on #24. Purely coincidental, I swear.

Whoa! Just realized I was retweeted by the queen herself, @bethshepsut! Thanks, Beth! #BPAL http://t.co/ylFh9au

I don't really believe in jinxes, but let's not risk it! I retract my last statement. The house isn't official yet - just the mortgage.

Cory got final approval on the mortgage. It's official: we're getting the house!

Today is definitely a coffee day.

Just cried my eyes out watching Jack say goodbye to Kim, even though I know he doesn't die with the bomb. Now that's good television. #24

Yay! #BPAL today! Three more Summer Blockbusters (ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!) two decants and eight frimps! http://t.co/Tsuh1ya http://t.co/HkSynLI