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Status Updates posted by imaginepageant
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The funniest thing is, with 35 imps on my table, all I can smell is Bordello. I'd forgotten how much I liked it! #BPAL
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#13thingsilove Cory, Cory, Cory, Cory, Cory, Cory, Cory, Cory, Cory, Cory, Cory, Cory, and... Cory!
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I just lived my worst nightmare: opened a fridge and found EIGHT JARS OF PICKLES OH MY GOD.
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Woke up at 6:30 today and couldn't get back to sleep because Mikhail would NOT SHUT UP. Trying hard not to kick him right now.
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Jeff, the mask thing's cool, but... what are you hiding? Your forehead? Newsflash: women don't care about foreheads. #Bachelorette
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Someone tell me not to cut my hair. I've had short hair for three years; I need a change. Yet this heat makes me want to chop it all off!
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GAAAAAAAAH. Someone's doing a Banshee Beat group order. Do I really need a second bottle of something I've tried ONCE? #BPAL
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Banshee Beat: OMG I MUST HAVE MORE OF THIS. It really is all it's hyped up to be. #BPAL
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Dear #BPAL gods: PLEASE deliver my Lab order today before Canada Post goes on strike.
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Someone just offered to sell me a bunch of rares from my wishlist, including TWO BUCK MOON DECANTS. SQUEEEEEE! #BPAL
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GAAAAH. Just discovered a colony of ants swarming cat vomit hidden beneath a cabinet in my bathroom. THANKS GUYS.
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Mmmmm. Every time I wear No. 93 Engine, I like it more and more. This might have to go on the bottle list. #BPAL
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It's one of those days when I feel like curling up in bed and crying. Fuck you, hormones. Fuck you.
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Finishing off season two of 24 this morning. Anyone have season three that I can borrow?