imaginepageant

OH! IT MEANS RED HERRING! Okay, mystery solved. #NanoPrep #Nanowrimo

Caught Mikhail cuddling with the water bowl again. This cat. http://t.co/t03j7zicrC

Wearing Samhain today in hopes of summoning Weenies. (Yes, that sentence makes sense to me.) #BPAL

It is 1 a.m. and I am not tired. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?

This fucking day.

I have eaten an extraordinary amount of deep fried dough in the last three days.

THEREAREMINIDONUTSOMFG http://t.co/0IRZgkS7dY

IRON HOOOOOOOOOOOORSE!

Got a voicemail from a girl calling to make a date with a guy who obviously gave her a fake phone number that was actually my phone number.

Someone recommended my #Skyrim fanfic as "one of the best" on a subreddit. Day: made.

A/C is down at work, gets close to 30°C without it. Yet we're not allowed to wear tank tops or sandals. No problem, I like heat stroke.

Tuckered out after a stressful day. http://t.co/Kzc5RHulUr

Whaaaaat! @creepypuppet is going to direct #Aquaman? I didn't think the MCU could get any better, but it just did!

This cat. http://t.co/n47Rw4HxAN

HOLY MOTHER AND MAIDEN HARDHOME HARDHOME HARDHOME OMFG #GameOfThrones

Oh god Lost why do you make me cry so much why do you do this why are you so cruel why

Let my tea steep for two minutes before realizing there was no tea bag in the mug. Maybe I should go back to bed.

I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT BOOKAHOL!

Ghetto neighbor's having her first house party of the summer. Wonder how many 4:00 a.m. calls I'll have to make to the police this year?

Just got way too excited at the mention of Felix Finch (FELIX FOOKIN' FINCH) in #TheBoneClocks. @David_Mitchell

Dornish dinner, take three. Verdict: chicken wins over pork and lamb. @InnAtCrossroads #GameOfFood http://t.co/xAEmKvsCkv

What happens when I binge-watch Lost. http://t.co/p7LA7LP1oz

But who was Dorothy's mother? And what happened to her?

Dear bus drivers: when people are waiting at bus stops, you stop and pick them up. That's your whole fucking job. Start doing it better.

God, I love food.