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Let the #Trumpocalypse begin.

In less than a week, I've been peed, pooed, and vomited on. Parenting level increased to 22.

Is there a petition to have Lyanna Mormont be a main character next season because I will SIGN THE SHIT OUT OF THAT. #GameofThrones

Stayed up late so I could sleep in and stay awake for the #GameofThrones finale tonight. Of course I'm up at 6:30 as usual. FML.

So many women on my baby board: "I have the following 27 symptoms of labor, what is happening?!" Oh, I don't know, maybe YOU'RE IN LABOR?

Walking anywhere further than my kitchen is getting really difficult.

Discovered today that store-bought mayo is safe during pregnancy as the eggs used are pasteurized. I CAN HAVE TOASTED TOMATO SANDWICHES!

Spotted a man in a furry leopard print vest, plaid skirt, and heels today. Kudos to you for not being afraid to be who you are!

If we don't get R+L=J in the finale, though, I will riot. #GameOfThrones

Sebastian's got something poking up in my ribs and something else poking down at my hip. Is he doing the splits?!

Tyrion killed his father on Father's Day in 2014. Wonder what sort of father-related twist we'll get tonight...? #GameOfThrones #TowerOfJoy

Sold $400 worth of #BPAL this week. Makes me want to cull more of my stash. What other rares can I part with...

iPhone's Live Photos "bring your still photos to life with sound and movement." Uh... that's a video. It's just a damned video.

One month. ONE MONTH.

Did I mention I have bottles of Midway and Snake Charmer up for auction? #BPAL https://t.co/DktMENYzOW

#BPAL Want to try Storyville? I'm giving a bonus tester to the biggest buyer of my eBay & forum sales this week! https://t.co/NrkIMYXCgi

Just saw "y'all" used five times in a single sentence. I weep for the English language.

Pretty sure I felt the baby moving while we were watching Star Wars. It's already earning geek points.

The new #GameOfThrones trailer dropped this day last year. Time to start biting my nails.

That awkward moment when you blow on your ice cream because it's too cold.

Siiiiiiiiiiigh.

And now I'm sick. That won't make writing even harder at all! #Nanowrimo

62 words to today's goal... only 62 words... I can do this... #Nanowrimo

Went from a 3,000-word lead to a 700-word lead in less than a week. Oh, life. #Nanowrimo

3,345 words, and I'm giving up for the night. #Nanowrimo