lucyboo21

There is a custody fight raging over @paintboxsoap Yuletide Mariner sorbetto. Like bpal's Ice Queen having sex under the Xmas tree.

Dear USPS, You Suck! No Love, Me

I got witched! My witch, she is teh awesom!

It must be winter. The snowplow just took out my mailbox.

Why did I think it was a good idea to try Glowing Vulva? Of course I love it, and of course I will never, ever get more.

I'd be thinking rum- but thats just me.

The number of things I can find to do to procrastinate is mind-blowing.

3 hours till nano. I don't think I have enough caffine for this!

And my wallet wimpers

Mmm... Pie

Hey Roofers? If I had a dick this is where I would tell you to suck it.

Kinda like pulling teeth?

I had conveniently blocked that my gallery-showing opens tonight. Wonder if I have time to run away from home? Let the freaking out begin!

My mailman is over 2 1/2 hrs. late. She knows she the has good stuff. When all she has is the cable bill she is early. Bitch.

Could we please dial down the crazy today?

This is my day!http://bit.ly/bfyilm I'm reading: Sneaky Hate Spiral

Solid perfume and lip balm are not interchangable. Even if the containers are identical. Ick! Leather flavored lips!

It's at my house! We've got flood warnings.

I have a Witch. And I am a Witch. What a happy day!

We watched King of Dirt. Sadly Steve Kinser never showed up.