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So is ELC down for everyone or is it just me being punished for my wrong-doings in a past life?

Oh, no ramen noodles for me, thanks. I'll just eat this personal stone-fired pizza with pesto and fresh mozzarella I got at the dining hall. SO RITZ.

Camille Paglia is like the Ayn Rand of Gender Studies.

All I want is a place to live for Fall Semester. Why does no one want me to be happy?

"Jane Austen is like the 18th Century Stephanie Meyer," said someone whose name I failed to ask before I strangled them with my bare hands.

Got my Twining's tea and my bacon sarnie, haters wanna be me.

Just found out the Religion and Literature class I'm signed up for next semester is going to be centered around Tolkien and C. S. Lewis. Aw yiss.

Everyone else leave the MLC so I can have the bandwidth all to myself.

Trying to wake up Alexander. Maybe these mini-pumpkin-pie-croissants will help...

Liking Vin Diesel on Facebook today was the most rewarding thing I've done all week.

Sometimes I think that to compensate for my incompetence in French and German, the Good Lord gave me an extraordinary grasp on the English language. Then I mis-spell "extraordinary" three times in a row and I think, well, there goes that theory.

Chai tea and BBC

Warum ist die Banane krumm?

Couldn't remember any of the German holidays we talked about in class, so I just wrote "Walpurgisnacht" on my test.

Writing a grant to subsidize my spending at Jittery Joes.

Who do you have to kill to get a passport around here?

They never read Psalm 137:9 before baseball games.

Career Test just told recommended that I should become a Chaplain or Clergy Member, Dental Hygienist, or a Librarian.

My iPod just tried to tell me today is January 13th, 1970. This explains some things, actually.

Looking for a really super amazing eggplant recipe--if you know one, let me know!

I let Tomaters be my motivators.

Alexander Pope, you think you're so clever. Why don't I cut off a lock of your hair, see how you like it? I bet you'd cry. Jerk.

Even missing a pint of Blood, I'm productive as hell.

The theme of my first two readings for English Class was premature ejaculation. I hope that's not an omen.

Where is my pasta pot?! >:-(