ephemera

Check it, Boston peeps! An art class taught by my Dad! D4-S: Drawing in Pastel, Adult | Museum of Fine Arts, Boston - http://t.co/cxwOprML

Pretty sure the cat just burped. O__o

Do I play more video games or do my nails while watching TV? #bachelorettelife

«@whedonesque Robin Sachs' dogs are looking for a new home http://t.co/1N42z2Jx» This breaks my heart, can anyone help? @elizadushku 

Trying out a new Zoya nail color, London. It looks like sparkly pavement.

Useless tidbit of the day: Tootsie Roll Pops are dangerous. My tongue is sliced in *two* places. Ow.

Yup. http://t.co/RgpwdbMH (http://t.co/M9A9EItD

http://t.co/UuzLzmAs Sida keeps me company when I'm sick.

That last tweet was brought to you by yet another of my flist failing to post *anything at all* after giving birth aside from TEH BABIEZ.

Suddenly no cable, internet or phone here in MA. Thanks #Comcast.

MT @paintboxsoaps Hey #iloveyorkcity ... our cat is missing. Last seen 900 block E, v. friendly, grn/blu collar w/bell http://t.co/p6q8on0A

The obsession my cat has with licking the floor of the shower is kind of weird.

RT @TheOnion "I should have used the words 'I am an unforgivable and unconscionable subhuman dickhead.'" –Rep.Todd Akin http://t.co/qn8rWjFM

MT @jonrog1 You don't get to pick and choose science."I'll take cell phones, MRI's & penicillin, but I'm bailing on vaccines & evolution."

New hair! 90% less red on top than we wanted & it took 3 tries to get the dark underlayer. http://t.co/fOETVyZL #trytryagain

http://t.co/xRTTuBxo Kuno is unimpressed with my dancing to The Black Keys while I fold laundry.

Weekend score of a long-lusted-after Unicorn tapestry necklace by @parrishrelics http://t.co/7Y0LIRKM

Heheheh RT @TheOnion Terrible Fucking Taste Sweeps Teen Choice Awards http://t.co/TFBeG34O

Fresh blueberries? I've never made muffins from scratch before, let's try it. http://t.co/ifo9KDS8

There are some days that I think certain people got Twitter accounts so they could bitch in 140 char bites all day long.

Wheeee! Giant Penzeys order. @paintboxsoaps, I got cardamom seeds finally! How do I make that sugar again?

RT @cleolinda ... well it does NOW. RT @ZMarriott: Does all the Olympic build-up on TV remind anyone else of The Hunger Games?

MT@jonrog1@wilw When did our lives change to:"Please, improbably hot female friends, stop complaining! We will let you play games with us!"

http://t.co/BSMBC6hp Berries are beginning! (Please don't let me kill them!)

http://t.co/XyFt6bx9 honoring Memorial Day with bonus cleavage & @Alicia_stardust Sugar Skull!