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Jake's my boy!

Dude, I say it's better to be the ray of sunshine and have some laughs then join in all the freakin' wailing. God knows, I'm one of the most dark and cynical people I know, but most people don't realize it unless they've really been around me a lot. Instead, I have become the clown who tries to make everyone laugh and take things less seriously. However, I'm the absolute worst at being supportive for people really in need of emotional support and refuse to let emotional vampires breach my boundaries. (I'm closely related to one and am ever hypervigilant ) If they need serious help, they're gonna have to find it somewhere else.

I had to try this again since I have turned into a raging patchouli fiend. My skin seems to eat patchouli whenever it's blended with anything else, so the apricot is dominating this one. For apricot, though, I think I prefer the boozey goodness of Grand Guignol

I can't believe my chemistry isn't amping the vanilla in this. Instead, it's amping something similar to what I believe to be a linen note. Eventually, it dries down to something sweet and sharp at the same time. In the end, it's a bit too perfumey for me and it's not even close to unseating Severin as my ultimate tasteful, clean and smooth citrus blend.

Woo hoo! Congratulations!

He looks like that one guy from the Village People! ETA: Separated at birth, Mugzy & the biker guy

What about Mugzy? He should be dressed as a black cat!

Tell her there's a hot new color called "Necrotic Toenail".

You definitely need a little mister bottle of STFU to spray around the office. As I was reading your description of her, I couldn't help thinking of that Toby character from Seinfeld who worked with Elaine and laughed like a hyena and everyone felt sorry for her when her pinky toe got cut off and she ended up getting the promotion Elaine wanted. ETA: Oh yeah, is she by chance the revolting co-worker who talks while she's eating and sprays bits of food all over the place?

I bet Andy Garcia has a Cuban pedicure.

Blue-tipped toenails sound more revolting than the speedo. I saw a guy the other day with nasty, chipped dark blue metallic sort of polish on his toenails. At first I thought it was some sort of toenail necrosis or something and when I realized it was polish, I was like wtf? because it was so hideous.

For some reason, the bucket of chicken one cracks me up.

Reverend Doctor tikki-boo Dazzle! That's not only a perfect name for a boxer, but a perfect name for a BPAL!

Oh my god, I could spend all afternoon pimpafying! Here's a few of the ones I got: deacon dr. minilux beautiful ice master m. dazzle (I'm likin' that one) stealth maestro minilux rockefeller (I'm likin' that one even more! )

Did you wear big gold cuffs to deflect any lusty mullet vibes had you needed to?

A friend of mine works in a flower shop and I swear she once told me that they call that nasty funky vase water "weenus" or something that more or less sounded like that. ETA: mullet bait=old milwaukee beer+any britney spears or jessica simpson fragrance

valentina and the mullet man! good thing you didn't tell him what perfume you were wearing or you would have had a trail of mullets following you to work

I just realized that what that outfit needs is a French pedicure!

Hee hee, I was gonna use that picture as one of the Joe Perry Baits.

I've repeatedly seen Urd referred to as headshoppy, so you should definitely give it a try.

Poor thing! She doesn't look too happy being tarted up like that.

For miss valentina I think it should be Red Hot Pants Riding Hood.

I often find myself humming/muttering the Uncle F***er song to myself. It's the perfect mantra for someone as zen as a jackhammer.