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BRB, dying laughing. Harvey Weinstein needs to take a walk through my subconscious. No, wait, don't, Harvey. We're busy in here.

Relatively healthy kid, stuff to do, play group to go to. Hey, world. We've missed you!

. @CBQScavenger It hurts because it's true.

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Is it just me or does "Honor Bound" sound like a great name for... oh, wait, someone already did it. #beatenbyrule34

At meet n sniff. With coffee and chocolate. Mmm...

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Of course, this assumes that there are no further hospital runs.

'...and among his sons was Twelfth the Insignificant...'

This is one sick little Punk. #Pneumonia

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WELL. There's. Steamy and then there's "I can barely feel my ears." Damn.

Update! Due to household plague, we'll be a day behind for, uh, the next two days. OH WELL. #priorities

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In other news, i need a drink.

I realize some people consider this sensation a buzz, but I don't enjoy it. #SoNotAnAdrenalineJunky

Fuuuuuuuu this kid will not sleep and I am so tired I am nauseated and drunk and feel like I've swallowed broken glass #fml

Apollo's Belt: truly a gift from the gods.

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Just watched allie talk herself out of a tantrum. So awesome!!

Update. Short, but it exists. AND NOW FOR ALL THE OTHER THINGS I HAVE TO DO TODAY.

NASCAR and IndyCar are the NASA of ground transport: they pay off in safety and fuel efficiency improvements for all of us.

...unless it involves Eleven using the sonic to shut Sherlock up.

OK tweeps, I'm goin' in. #1k1hr on the hour. Anyone in?

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