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Weirdgirlpilled

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    Hunger

    When slathered, I like this. It's almost like a creamsicle? It's very heavily orange blossom on me. It stays kind of floral and orangey for like five minutes until it just DISAPPEARS! it goes away so quickly
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    Dee

    Man I love this one. Total sexy boysmellz. I want to slather myself and My Boy in it. This definitely needs to be an upgraded bottle. Woods usually aren't my thing (barring rosewood, that's actually one of my favorite scent notes) but they're not overpowering. The incense peeks it's head out from under the initial rosewood punch, and the tonka is definitely joining the party at this point too. I smell the parchment about 30 minutes in, and it almost gives it a weirdly (welcome) creamy touch? It smells so expensive and delicious- like I've plopped onto a chair in an older english gentleman's library and he's now seducing me by explaining 18th century poetry or something. Fantastic.
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    Fae

    I think I probably hate oakmoss. This smells weird and powdery and ICK on me :c my mom fucking loves it, but I think it smells like weird sweet babywipes. Maybe I don't hate white floral, I just hate oakmoss!
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    Darkness

    laughing REALLY hard at @Lecter ‘s review bc yeah. Why the fuck does this smell like pee! I’m guessing it’s the opium, but man. I do NOT want !
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    Green Lovebird

    Yeah, this is the sweet minty goodness i was looking for! Its a light scent but it’s got a good throw and long wear (on my skin) I’m really in love.
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    Dad! Let Me Do Your Make Up

    Straight out of the mail, so Will update when it's been well rested: This one is. Interesting? It comes on VERY strong. I used a TEEENY drop of it, and it was just overwhelming everything. In it's initial stage it reminds me SO terribly much of delina exclusif, by perfumes de marly (a nearly FOUR HUNDRED dollar perfume) and when I compare the notes, it makes a lot of sense. marshmallow, tea, lots of people getting bergamot. I wish I got more marshmallow and cream from it, but I actually love the earl grey note in this. When It dries it's no longer overly expensive godawful commercial perfume, it's a lot more subdued and the earl grey stops screaming at you. At this stage, the marshmallow and cream do emerge a little more. My final verdict is that I adore it, and I do agree with @zankoku_zen this perfume is definitely pure love as a scent. EDIT: Man man man MAN i’m so happy no one snagged this from me when i had it up for sale! The bergamot settles down with rest, and it reveals a really fresh bright tea note, rounded out by truly toasted marshmallow. Oh my god, I put this on and just could not stop sniffing myself. This one is so perfect
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    Dried Cherry Incense and Spun Sugar

    Straight from the mail, So will update after a couple day's rest. Wet- Holy shit, that's COUGH SYRUP! On skin- Ok, now it' a gorgeous tart cherry. No sugar, just bright, underripe dark red-cherry. Dry- Whoa. This is not a lit stick of incense. The cherry is still very much there, it's not at all hindered by the incense. Verdict: Gorgeous, but not really for me.
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    Fudge Marshmallow

    Exactly what I wanted! So much so that now I'm craving brownies covered in marshmallow fluff. That's exactly what this is, a fudgy brownie covered in marshmallow fluff.
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    New to fragrances

    Hi!! Snake oil is, obviously one of the most "darkly feminine" things one can get. It's got patchouli and vanilla and all those lovely sexy spices. No fruit, no rose. I also think Lick It, valentine might be your jam. It has honey and red wine. Lady macbeth is also lovely but it DOES have a little bit of currant. Bastet is also gorgeous, just amber and red musk. lust is gorgeous, as is "the cat" some of these are limited edition, meaning you won't be able to get imps of them, but some people surely offer decants for much cheaper. I would say your safest bet is probably Snake oil, however!
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    Vanilla Bean, Marshmallow, and Benzoin

    Unpopular opinion: I like this MOAR that stekk!! It’s so good. oh my god, i’ve found my marshmallow holy grail. It’s definitely a sexy marshmallow, a little lighter than schrodingers checkmark, and the throw is a little lighter too, but otherwise as long lasting and amazing. I love.
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    Schrödinger’s Checkmark

    sticky, chewy, delicious patch. my god, it’s glorious. It’s deep and mellow, with that classic smooth bpal feeling. marshmallow lingers somewhere in the background, rounding out the patchouli a bit with some warm sweetness. This is one of the sexiest scents i’ve ever had the pleasure of wearing. I’m hoping to get a bit more marshmallow as it has time to sit, but goddamn! I am so pleased. Edit: This has incredible throw and wear so far. it’s been about an hour or so and ohhhhh my god. oh my god. the patchouli fades just ever so slightly and the marshmallow takes the reigns. I ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT. If i didn’t already have like, 4 other marshmallow scents in the mail….. I’d be buying like 9 backups. I predict this’ll be on ISO’s in years to come. edit 2: Just realised why this scent is so damn nostalgic for me. It’s like sitting on the floor with my friends as a teenager while we tear through a whole jar of marshmallow fluff while high off our asses. that’s this scent.
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    Lust

    WOOF I need a full bottle. Or maybe 7! I am in LOVE. I'm in so much pain and I never would think that I could still "Get It Up" So to say, but damn. DAMN. NEED. IMMEDIATELY. Oh my god this is the perfect sexy, loud, lovely scent on me. Dark Patch, dark musk, literally everything I love most.
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    Love Me

    This smelled like tater tots to me?? At first it was a blast of tater tots, and then it became a delicious orange and cola combo- kind of effervescent! I love it lots.
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    Alice

    ok this one is lovely!! Yummy rose and a little bit of spice. The carnations do peek their head through a little bit, and this is definitely a girly scent. A little childish and playful, but not in an overly young way. Like the scent a teen girl puts on before she goes on her first date.
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    Nutella-y fragrances?

    This may be super strange to ask for, but are there any scents that smell nutella-y? I bought fudge marshmallow and I'm hoping it might be close but I love the smell of nutella, so I was hoping bpal has other scents similar to it. Thank you guys!!
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    Nutella-y fragrances?

    Oh my goodness doomsday_disco you absolute angel, you!! Those all sound absolutely lovely. Ordering torta setteveli asap. Thank you!!
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    Depraved

    Ohhh yes yes. Patchouli. This one, is DEPRAVED. Sexy. A chewy patch, splattered with bursting ripe sweetness.
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    Croquet

    I mean, bpal really can do no wrong. The worst bpal scent is better than any other house or commercial perfumes BEST scent. I don't think this one is my Thing. I wish I had more patchouli and pink musk I will keep and age my imp but I like it well enough now to keep and wear! Testing this today, and wow. it's like a really pleasant sunscreen on me... and then it's gone! Sad, because I weirdly really like it.
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    Kyoto

    Definitely a "perfume" scent. Reminds me of something commercial. I think my skin ate all the sandalwood and now its just pepper and anise. Very nice for days I want something a bit girly but also spicy. I'm happy with my imp :3
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    Druid

    Forcing the boy to put this on the moment he is unawares. This smells very rugged, which makes sense considering its well, a druid. But anyway, this smells like dirt. Dirt, musk, trees, grass, and something else darker underneath (smoke? incense???) It smells like I just got finished having raunchy sex with a werewolf on the floor of a forest in a patch of green plush grass. It's maybe not my speed but I ABSOLUTELY see this being mouthwatering on the boyfriend.
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    Titania

    Very gentle, very sweet. Maybe some asian fruits because It for some reason reminds me so much of my best friends house. It smells delicious, and is VERRRYYY girly and sweet. I adore those kinds of scents, as I like to alternate between my signature super dark sexy scents, foodies, and really girly florals. This one isn't the typical white/light floral, it's not rancid (on me!) like gardenia or lily. It is that super bright juicy white grape smell, almost like pineberries? SO happy about this one!! As soon as I'm through my imp of this, I'll likely be upgrading to a whole bottle.
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    Dracul

    As I tend to amp sweet notes I think this one is way different on me than everyone else. On me, I'm getting a LOT of orange blossom and a LOT of cumin for some reason? However, I want to smear this all over my tall dark and handsome boyfriend, whom would definitely be more suited to this. I think he would get a lot more of the clove and black musk, which, sign me the fuck up. My incredibly sexy dark haired boyfriend smelling like a goth club from the mid 90's? yes please.
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    Hollywood Babylon

    Oh yeah. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. New wishlist scent. This has ALL the notes I love. Amber, musk specifically of the red variety, strawberry and vanilla, black cherry and heliotrope. I said bastet was the sexy girlfriend of Fenris wolf, but this is their unicorn. She's sexy, youthful and bubbly all at the same time.
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    Seraphim

    Definitely not my thing. Happy that I didn't blind bottle, but I am ALSO happy that I got an Imp because it's making me realise that light/white florals are not my thing!! That was the common theme throughout all the oils I tried but did not like. Bayou, Ouija, Veil and now this! This smells like my mom or grandma, which again, lovely, but not something I personally want to smell like. I will be gifting this to a friend or my mom! I'm positive they'd love it.
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    Ouija

    intially? this. smells like a girl i had a crush on in highschool??! I doubt that she wore bpal but what the hell. We were freshman in highschool I highly doubt she wore anything but cheap bodyspray from that dreaded place in the mall. Which is not to say that this smells cheap, it has that plasticky smell initially but once it dries down it smells very expensive and almost a little like antique perfume, and no longer like a girl i will never talk to again. I doubt I will ever be wearing this one because ough,, memories…. no one needs to be reminded of their highschool years.
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