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Jenjin

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  1. Jenjin

    The Picture of Dorian Sufganiyot

    It has mysteriously stayed fresh for decades… but you REALLY don’t want to see the pastry in the attic. A deep-fried fougere with three pale musks and dark, sugared vanilla tea.
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    Flowering Plum Twig

    Plum blossoms and fruit drenched in brandy with a touch of vetiver, nutmeg, tabac, and bourbon vanilla.
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    Cat Stealing a Fish

    Salty driftwood, seafoam ambergris, white vetiver, marine lichen, and ocean spray.
  5. Black opium, wild plum, cypress tar, Bulgarian rose, olibanum, black orchid, and tobacco. They were purple of raiment and golden, Filled full of thee, fiery with wine, Thy lovers, in haunts unbeholden, In marvellous chambers of thine. They are fled, and their footprints escape us, Who appraise thee, adore, and abstain, O daughter of Death and Priapus, Our Lady of Pain.
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    A Ghostly Encounter

    Misty ambergris accord and hinoki wood with juniper berries, galbanum, and palo santo.
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    Roses, Pearls, and Amethysts

    White rose and hothouse orchids with honey musk, wild plum, black patchouli, and geranium.
  8. Here’s to a kinder, gentler year: lavender and mallow with orris root, angelica, frosted vanilla bean, and osmanthus. To Gossip, Slang and “Cuss-Words” I’ll bid a last “Adieu” And place a bridle on my tongue And thoughtless actions, too!
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    Womb Furie Hair Gloss 2024

    An itch that needs to be scratched: Snake Oil and three types of honey. In the middle of the flanks of women lies the womb, a female viscus, closely resembling an animal; for it is moved of itself hither and thither in the flanks, also upwards in a direct line to below the cartilage of the thorax and also obliquely to the right or to the left, either to the liver or spleen; and it likewise is subject to falling downwards, and, in a word, it is altogether erratic. It delights, also, in fragrant smells, and advances towards them; and it has an aversion to fetid smells, and flees from them; and on the whole the womb is like an animal within an animal. – Aretaeus the Cappadocian Oh, that wily womb! Hippocrates and his followers considered the womb a mobile creature, causing mayhem as it writhed its way through a woman’s body. Sometimes this ornery organ, due to lack of sexual activity, would create conflicts within a woman’s system or would become blocked itself, causing anxiety, nervousness, water retention, and sleeplessness. With the assistance of doctors, nursemaids, hand tools, or, occasionally, self-manipulation, this vexing condition could be alleviated through hysterical paroxysms. Or, as we call it nowadays: orgasm.
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    Voyeur

    Honeyed labdanum, neroli, vanilla husk, night blooming jasmine, ink rose petals, and pale threads of incense smoke.
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    Poet's Hearts Break So

    The shuddering beat of a poet’s heart ―filigree-fair, diaphanous: bourbon vanilla fougere, violet leaf, iris root, Italian bergamot, porcelain accord, and a trickle of red musk. Well, if my heart must break, Dear love, for your sake, It will break in music, I know; Poets’ hearts break so. But strange that I was not told, That the brain can hold In a tiny ivory cell God’s Heaven and Hell. – Oscar Wilde
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    Edible G-String 2024

    Snap! Snap! Sugar crystals and tart candies with a splash of red musk.
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    Slushy Snowballs

    Chilly vanilla frankincense snowballs polluted with raw cacao, labdanum, and myrrh.
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    Video Head Cleaner

    “Perfume, not poppers!” Put it in Latin on our family crest. The contents of this 5ml apothecary bottle are certainly nothing illicit, no ma’am. Just a nice, relaxing olfactory swan dive into the abyss, under the barest pretense of home entertainment hygiene. (Please note: this perfume contains no actual video head cleaner. No alcohol, no acetone, no amyl nitrate, no xylene. It is an accord meant to mimic and celebrate the scent profile and tone of poppers without explicitly smelling like poppers or having a popper’iffic effect.)
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    Heart-Shaped Hot Tub

    No jokes here: who wouldn’t love a heart-shaped hot tub? A bubbling vat of red musk, sweet red wine, benzoin, red oudh, and lush magnolia.
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    Fuzzy Pink Handcuffs 2024

    It’s not quite as fun when you lose the key. Pink cotton candy, candied rose, and vanilla sugar.
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    Collapsing Mosquito Netting

    Morning glory petals, twining dew-covered vines, and lilac butter.
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    Drops of Melting Snow

    Snow-laden cherry trees, winter peonies, white rose petals, and black plum juice.
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