Ina Garten Davita

DEVIL AND CIRCE - A flutter of leathery wings envelop a gossamer swirl of pomegranate chypre, smoky aged patchouli, pink carnation, rose cognac, ivory-white sandalwood, lilac incense, and clove.

PERILOUS GARDEN- A gloriously oleaginous orange perfume, slavering with bloated droplets of glowing white musk, oozing with tart neroli, blood orange rind, tuberose, and speckled with hairy little spikes of black pepper.

Good morning! Taking a little time out of my busy COVID-19 testing schedule to remind our members that our MOD staff is here for questions or issues. 

Thanks. 

As the winter encroaches, the time comes to embark on the last Great Hunts of the year. The deer are fattened, the fields have been reaped, and the light of the full moon illuminates the wild creatures that have come out to glean. This scent is redolent of night skies, falling leaves, and the high-pitched tension and release associated with the Hunt. A blend of traditional lunar oils touched with dry leaves, autumn bonfires, warm mulled wine, feral, animalistic notes and the chill of approaching winter.

A tousled, sexy mix of patchouli, vanilla, and hemp.

An unimaginably ancient scent, older than time. The gentle, fluttering embrace of oblivion:

myrrh and blackened champaca blossom, attar of oudh, black amber, Casmir wood, and dried fig.

Amorphous streams and sparks of lavender fancies drifting through a moonlit musk, given form on this plane by fossilized amber and sweet agarwood.

DADDY isn't defined by gender: it IS a gender, and it's anyone's to try on. It takes all kinds ⁠— masc daddies, lady daddies, queer daddies, punk daddies, muscle daddies, soft daddies, big daddies, baby daddies, noncorporeal daddies. 

Subtle differences in skin chemistry ensure that no two people will wear DADDY quite the same way; this power is yours to wield as you see fit. No leather jacket, no fishnets, no problem! (But if you want 'em, we know a guy.)

A roll in the hay with a sexy demon daddy: a diabolical incense with a splash of bay rum and a hiss of infernal fougere. Congrats, you're a DADDY now too!

PS: DADDY is being released with a variant label. Will you end up with the butt or the crotch? It's a mystery!

Red Velvet Truffle!

Cherry Marshmallow!

“Many things – such as loving, going to sleep, or behaving unaffectedly – are done worst when we try hardest to do them.”

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This is a first for us -- a pup fundraiser to help out our friends at DD, whose dog Harlow has had a terrible medical emergency requiring surgery.

To that end, we present HARLOW'S LACE:

"A gentle, soft blend of sugar-spun vanilla, honey absolute, warm puppy musk, ambrette seed, sweet labdanum, tabacco absolute, and white cognac."

@zankoku_zen is going to be helping us out in Reviews. It's a perfect fit because we all know that she is a beast with the reviews!

O spirit of love! how quick and fresh art thou,
That, notwithstanding thy capacity
Receiveth as the sea, nought enters there,
Of what validity and pitch soe’er,
But falls into abatement and low price,
Even in a minute: so full of shapes is fancy
That it alone is high fantastical.
— Orsino

Effervescent rose chypre and bourbon vanilla.

I thank my stars I am happy. I will
be strange, stout, in yellow stockings, and
cross-gartered, even with the swiftness of putting
on. Jove and my stars be praised!
— Malvolio

Champaca absolute, lemon peel, basmati rice, smoked vanilla husk, and green tea.

Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous,
there shall be no more cakes and ale? 
— Sir Toby Belch

Hell yeah, we’ll have cakes and ale: honey cakes and stout.

This is the air; that is the glorious sun;
This pearl she gave me, I do feel’t and see’t;
And though ’tis wonder that enwraps me thus,
Yet ’tis not madness.
— Sebastian

A vibrant swirl of orange blossom, sweet patchouli, vetiver, and sandalwood.

Thus says the Lord of hosts: Render true judgments, show kindness and mercy to one another; do not oppress the widow, the orphan, the alien, or the poor; and do not devise evil in your hearts against one another.

White magnolia blossom, champaca, and red oudh.

The Lord watches over the strangers; he upholds the orphan and the widow, but the way of the wicked he brings to ruin.

Cacao, labdanum, vetiver, and bourbon vanilla.

‘Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow.’ Then all the people shall say, ‘Amen!’

Agarwood smoke, coffee bean, Sumatran benzoin, cedarwood, and nutmeg.