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#HarvestMoon is amaaaazing. Oh my gods. I think I need a bottle. #ImInLove with #BPAL

#ScottPilgrim win. Tasty salad win. New camera charger win. Shoe fail, 5+ blisters. Sock bought win. Date night, definite win.

#TheCape is great. <3

#TrueBlood .... Huh.

.... No it's not. Jesus fucking zombies.

"Bust out of that Titty Sac!"

"Csn you do my bum?" "With pleasure!" ".......wait. NO." #contextiseverything

"I love you. Please have sex with another woman."

"I was going to go to the mall and get food, and suddenly I got sucked into prostitution."

"It could be a sex place." "...It's a phonebooth." "But it has a little ledge!"

"No, it's neither peppers nor sperm."

"Treat yourself to something of quality. You deserve it." "In bed." "Well don't you think highly of yourself." #fortunecookie

"Werewolves? It's NEVER werewolves!" "Because it's never lupus!" #wod #House #rofl

"You could call them ironic breasts, I suppose." #ILoveMyEnglishTeacher.

$18 for $40 Worth of Fresh, Innovative Cuisine at Kayne's - http://gr.pn/f9Ljpu

1. Staples, I hate you. 2. WHERE THE FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK ARE MY KEYS?????

15 minutes on the treadmill this morning, incline 3, speed 3. What a way to start the day! @x_weighted

161.6 lbs. I'm down 14.4 total so far. Not bad for two weeks of basically sleeping and being in pain! Woo.

164.4 lbs!!

30 minute treadmill, I'm moving on up!

9 courses after this? 3 semesters? hmmmm...

AAAAAND my crit is pushed back a week. What??? o_o ROFL all that work!!

Aaaand I hate saying "btw you should get checked for #ovarian #cancer, those are the symptoms I had" - think it makes me sound paranoid. :/

According to the wonderful Adam, my kiln is not dead, just black and stinky from burning out plastic. #IDontBreakEverythingITouch

Adding to birthday wishlist: adorable bat sculpture! http://fav.me/d2nj4cm