Would you, dearest elf, be interested in some handmade hair falls? The kind I make are 1. extremely lightweight 2. made from up cycled and ethically sourced natural materials like silk and antique lace 3. completely customized just for you- so give me around three colors, preferred length and whether you'd like one big one (ponytail style) or two (space buns / pigtails style)  These sound so fun, I would prefer one big one in blood red, grey/black, creme/white. Victorian vampy vibes would be the dream.             

Would you be interested in homemade cocktail bitters? They do have alcohol, but can be used in seltzer or club soda in addition to adding that little somethin' somethin' to your favorite cocktail. I have already made rose, cinnamon bourbon, orange saffron, and ginger vanilla which I am happy to share or could also make something more bespoke in the next few weeks.  Note- these are made with vodka, unless otherwise specified.  I don't really drink so no bitters for me but I would use alcohol extracts for baking, something that would pair well with sugar cookies. 

Would you be interested in infusing kits for your alcohol of choice? Could be for different liquors or wine, depending on your preferences. No thank you.

Is there anything that you would like to stock your liquor cabinet? No thank you.

Soooo I love the tea towels from Spoonflower AND they have a ton of Krampus type graphics.   Would you be interested in a tea towel from there?   (Bonus if you go look and give some links to your fav Krampus fabric.) Nothing is jazzing my jollies, sorry.

Or I can order a fat quarter and make a bowl holder for you (works for hot OR cold, on the table, in your hands, microwavable) if you're interested.   I use them a lot for hot bowls.

I already have one from you!

Would you be interested in an Advent Calendar? I'm not the biggest fan of them personally, too much extra packaging for me. 

Anything from Haus of Gloi's site that you want? https://www.hausofgloi.com/blogs/haus-herald/yule-2024-info  (yule collection part 1 should be up on Sunday.) Yes! 

Spruce Tip Shortbread Handmade Soap, Fancy Bread Handmade Soap, Yule Body Powder In Long Winter's Nap (especially since I lost my other HOG body powder and I get really sweaty at my job), and Yule Bubbling Scrubs In Snow Wolf peak my interest. 

Anything from Paintbox Soapworks? Yes again, I love bodycare and I burn through scrubs. BLACK TWIG HOT PROCESS SOAP, COMFORT & JOY SORBETTO EMULSIFYING SUGAR SCRUB, FIGLET SORBETTO EMULSIFYING SUGAR SCRUB, IN DULCI JUBILO HOT PROCESS SOAP (ugh this one has my favorite note, beeswax), IN DULCI JUBILO SORBETTO EMULSIFYING SUGAR SCRUB, RENSDYR SORBETTO EMULSIFYING and SUGAR SCRUB call my name.

How about Moonalisa? I would! I've never tried this brand before so whatever you like I would be happy to try. 

Do you want any goodies for your pets? (catnip, dog cookies, etc) I do have a kitty at my house named Gretchen, she's a little over a year and very mischievous. She loves to play and sometimes cuddle if she's feeling gracious. 

For NAUGHTY things, what do you think about ... ummm... kinky toys or adult toys? No toys for me please! However, in the same vein I would appreciate a sexy bra, garter, or stockings. Just no undies as I'm super picky with them. I wear a 36b for bras in a balconette style and a medium/large in garters. My favorite colors for those are you guessed it, dark red! I also love lavender, grey, black and creme. Also velvet, I love anything velvet. Here is some inspo ideas. https://www.victoriassecret.com/us/vs/bras-catalog/5000005210?brand=vs&collectionId=08b8367b-635e-4667-ad96-87aea7294c7c&filter=size%3A36B&limit=180&orderBy=REC&priceType=clearance&productId=&size1=36&size2=B&stackId=dd2fb373-e79d-4ed3-9cf9-d999efe3388a&genericId=11245348&choice=01P2&product_position=1&stack_position=1&stack_count=2&dataSource=personalized-collection&categoryTwo=New Markdown&categoryOne=Top Rated https://www.victoriassecret.com/us/vs/panties-catalog/1120715700?choice=13P0&filter=sizes%3AM%2FL&genericId=11207157&limit=100&orderBy=salepriceus&productId=6919d0a4-243c-4719-80dd-520d6ee5c7e8&resultPosition=5&searchBrand=vs&searchedFor=garter&categoryTwo=New Markdown

https://www.victoriassecret.com/us/vs/panties-catalog/1120715700?choice=13P0&filter=sizes%3AM%2FL&genericId=11207157&limit=100&orderBy=salepriceus&productId=6919d0a4-243c-4719-80dd-520d6ee5c7e8&resultPosition=5&searchBrand=vs&searchedFor=garter&categoryTwo=New Markdown

These are my questions but I'll answer them just for fun!

Would you be interested in a small yule wreath if so what colors and theme would you fancy? No thank you, I will make one for myself!

Anything from sock dreams peak your interest? A gift card would be wonderful as we are likely out of the shipping window. 

Anything you might like from my favorite little tea shop? https://www.fridaytea.com/ I am pretty stocked up on tea right now so no thank you. 

Would you like shower steamers? If so any particular EOs you might like? Yes! Lavender and or peppermint.

Would you like a simmer pot mix and if so would you like it for any intent? No thank you. 

Jam! I made strawberry cranberry jam with coconut sugar. Would you like some? Absolutely!