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Leopard403

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  1. Leopard403

    Apricot Vulva

    My nose and brain don’t know the difference between apricot and peach. *shrugs* This is juicy and fresh and simple at first, but as the notes behind the apricot bloom on the skin it becomes surprisingly sophisticated. I’m considering a bottle purchase.
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    Alleviate the Frenzy

    2026 version. I have a tough relationship with amber. It tends to read as “the powdered and unwashed” in my mind, a sort of head-shop resin seeping from the pores that someone tried to cover up with cheap talcum powder. And wow, the first time I sniffed my Alleviate decant, I noped right out of there. But I’ve set a goal to review more of the scents that I purchase, to have a better record about what I’ve enjoyed or not, so I did in fact skin test this later, and it did get better! What is aaaaaaaall amber when wet quickly gains a juicy peach note upon drydown. I just wish that lasted longer. “Sugared amber” is definitely the right description for the scent that hangs around past the 10 minute mark, and while the sugar makes it more wearable that straight up amber for me, this blend just isn’t really my thing.
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    Honey, Raspberry Jam, and Buttercream

    I want to eat this. Luckily, I have a hookup at my local farmer’s market who sells me whipped raspberry honey, and I can eat THAT, which is basically the same thing.
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    Pistachio Ambrosia

    This review is for the 2026 version (which has the same description as the original, but I know sometimes components can vary from year to year and change a scent slightly.) Right off the bat this smelled like a pina colada to me, lots of coconut and pineapple are present. Then a lovely nuttiness comes out, though unfortunately with that floofy marshmallow note alongside it, there’s about 30 minutes of early wear time where I smell like a salty boiled peanut. (#IYKYK. Sadly this happens to me a lot with any kind of scent that has notes described as creamy or whipped etc.) After that phase, the fruity notes burn off a bit and it’s a scent that is distinctly vanilla nut, and at that point it stares very close to the skin. Early moments of wear are joyous and bright and I wish the scent remained that way, so I’ll wear my decant but will not upgrade to a bottle.
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    White Honey, Strawberries, and Vanilla Cream

    For this review, I had literally written the sentence “This smells familiar, but I can’t put my finger on why” and then I had an experience that was part visual memory and part olfactory hallucination, and it came to me. Many moons ago, the TP released a line of bath salts. I was still fairly new to BPAL at that time and was only bold enough to purchase one kind of salt: Kitty. And here’s her review thread. That’s what this reminds me of. WHS&VC smells a bit like strawberry candy and white cake. Had to search white honey and basically it’s a milder version of the usual stuff, so it makes sense I might interpret that as cake. The scent is just shy of smelling like “strawberry sugar” (maybe red Pixie Stix? or Strawberry Nesquik powder?) but something keeps it just slightly grounded. It’s girly and flirty and really nice for spring. (As an aside, who do we petition to bring back those bath salt scents in perfume oil form??) .
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    Butterfly Beneath the Silk Moon

    To see so many lovely notes listed for this blend, I find the scent to be disappointingly nondescript. It’s a floral, leaning white and slightly powdery, and it’s butterfly-light both in the decant and on the skin. It might be that the orris is blowing out the rest of the notes for me. It’s a nice smell, dainty and spring-like, but I can’t sink my teeth into it the way I hoped to when reading the description.
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    Doggone it!

    I definitely understand the comparison to a cherry Tootsie pop! I actually wish it had more grass to cut the sweetness. (In fact, I have an old Chaos Theory blend that smells mostly of fresh-cut grass, and I layered a dollop with Doggone It! and it was very nice.)
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    Cǎoméi Yìn / 草莓 印

    I’m surprised by how “juicy” this is, given the scent description and the reviews above: I don’t really get anything candy-like. No identifiable fruit notes, either, but that’s not a bad thing. (Sometimes I *want* to smell “like strawberries” but it’s okay to smell “like fruit” too!) Sandalwood can be really hit or miss for me, and here it is buried just deep enough that at first it offers a powdery puff base note, though with longer wear it tends more toward that plastic doll scent I dread.
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    I'm Close

    I’m not quite getting the watermelon hard candy note everyone else is getting. Rather, this immediately reminded me of The King’s Daughter, and I think if you lifted the “watermelon accord” out of that scent, you’d end up with I’m Close. I am delighted by that.
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    Malinka

    Malinka is quite soft on me, and even after a good slather she stays close to the skin. It is very much a creamy rose scent on me and I love that, but I will need to sort through my other scents and do some death matching to see how/whether it is different enough to warrant a bottle upgrade.
  11. Leopard403

    Honey Champaca Hair Gloss

    I am IN LOVE with this. It is wonderfully uncomplicated. You get honey, you get champaca. You get Honey Champaca. It’s my favorite lab honey note, too; sometimes honey notes can start off almost sour and quite pungent to the point of a good nose wrinkle, or they can lean overly sweet so that a whiff makes my mouth water a little to protect my teeth from incoming sugar. But this is the perfect balance. Then that champaca is just chewy and ambiguous perfection: Is it floral? Is it spicy? Is it woody incense? Nope, it is nothing and everything, a class unto itself. In short: Y’all, this is damn good. (I’m also making a full disclosure that this review is based on using the HG on my body, alongside an unscented body lotion. This way, I have more control over how much of the scent I use—more lotion vs more HG per palm-full as I apply—and if I really want to slather it on I don’t have to worry about what my short, fine hair is going to do with too much product.)
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    Honey Marshmallow Hair Gloss

    I agree, this one is definitely marshmallow-forward! Dare I say, it went on* a little like Boo though while Boo feels somehow like “poofy marshmallow” this scent is grounded by the honey. It’s interesting, though, that it isn’t really identifiable as honey per se. It’s a really nice scent that can be worn alone or with various other blends without clashing or interfering. No complaints here. (*Since cutting my hair short again, I’ve started using HGs on my body most of the time. I typically squirt a simple, unscented lotion in my palm, then add a spritz of the HG and slather. It’s divine.)
  13. Leopard403

    Darling, Darling

    Sniffing this from the imp, the most forward note is a gorgeous juicy realistic pear. It’s so well-supported by the other notes, which lend a creamy background. Sadly, on my skin, the orris note just torpedoes everything else so that’s all I get; and this scent is a little too understated to do much in my scent locket.
  14. Leopard403

    Interview with the Lovebat

    I was a little worried that “black velvet” might read similarly to the black musk in Mircalla, Countess Karnstein (because that smells like Disney-generated fog to me LOL), but IWtL is surprisingly bright. I definitely smell effervescent citrus fizz, most identifiable as bright limeade. Then there is something underneath that smells like a mauve-colored floral, so I think I’m getting more flowering notes from the strawberry and plum than true fruitiness. It’s a fun scent that seems a better fit with springtime riots of colors, so I have a hard time conceptualizing it as a Weenie.
  15. Leopard403

    Lavender Apron Atmosphere Spray

    Full disclosure: I have difficulty picking apart any blends with lavender. It’s often a total assault on my senses so I must indulge carefully and deliberately. I like lavender, but I don’t always want it to scream at me, ya know? So obviously, I can compare this to TKO. Whereas TKO’s lavender is the type that fits in an old Batman episode (e.g. *POW* there’s lavender! *ZAP* smell the herbaceous scent!), the lavender in Lavender Apron is softer and a sweeter. For some reason, my brain keeps mislabeling the name of this scent as Lavender Linen Kitchen Apron, and that’s exactly what it smells like to me. It’s a well loved, faded purple apron, its thick fabric worn soft over time, that has been washed in lavender soap, hung to dry out in fresh air, and donned again to prepare something that requires long blending of confectionery sugar. (Homemade frosting perhaps?) If you bury your face in that apron’s fabric, it’s hard not to feel calm and comforted.
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