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TulaMontage

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About TulaMontage

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    Glasgow Scotland
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    United Kingdom

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    Loves philosophy
  • Favorite Scents
    Western Diamondback Sawscaled Viper Tokyo Stomp Freak Show Boo! Loves Philosophy Lovers with rutting cats Midway (original) Cake smash Diary of a lovestruck teenage cannibal

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    Female
  • Interests
    Snakes<br />Spidies<br />Photography<br />Herpetology
  • Mood
    Melted

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    Snake
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    Libra

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  1. TulaMontage

    International Shipping Info+Questions

    Ahhhhh ok. And there would be a significantly lesser chance of customs having any issues with it? Considering there would be no more than say 10-30mls sent at a time presumably. Unless someone went mad and bought everything hahaha!
  2. TulaMontage

    International Shipping Info+Questions

    I explained they were organic, pure perfume oils. Not flammable. I was told they would be destroyed if I sent them.... But I can see lots of people are still shipping internationally. I am so worried that if anything were to happen they would be taken and destroyed leaving the buyer without the oils they were looking forward to (refunded of course) and the oils lost forever
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    International Shipping Info+Questions

    Can anyone help re international shipping. I was recently informed by Royal mail that I will not be allowed to post BPAL anywhere outside the UK due to international prohibited goods policies etc. I am wondering if anyone IS still able to ship internationally or even to the EU from the UK. Does this apply vice versa in that I cannot buy from the US or internationally anymore either? As far as I am aware BPAL has no alcohol in it, which is why other perfumes/oils etc are prohibited as they are flammable. I just don't understand
  4. TulaMontage

    The Anti-Saloon League

    This smells like my burly manly man when I smother him in creamy moisturisers hahahah! It is quite masculine on me, but I adore cream too much to care. Its WONDERDFUL! I also smell note similarities with this and Underpants. Anyone else get that?
  5. TulaMontage

    Eat Me v6

    Ick! This is a big ole almond cake on me, and it is sucked up almost instantly by my skin. I am so freakin glad I don't like this as I continually I fall for protos everyone and their aunts dog wants and can never get anymore After an hour or so I am left with a wet cardboard waft on my skin.
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    Treat #1

    This is straight up juicy lemon slathered in citrus and berries. Wet - for once the melon completely amps on my skin! Whoooo. The first time Beths melon has ever done this. And the lemon hides, yay for not smelling like pledge (when it comes to lemon). Strawberry lemon sticky sweet magicalness! Dry - Oh wait, there it is. Pledge bathroom cleaner, only for a second or two. It keeps morphing! There is a strong powdered candy undertone which keeps the lemon from being too chemical on me, but lemon tends to always do this. I want this blend to stay wet forever, because it was utterly perfect that way.
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    Intergalactic

    I am never in all my BPAL years smelt anything like intergalactic. The only thing I can compare it to even slightly is a very toned down version of Parliament of Monsters. A smoky lighter clovey version? Sprinkled with pepper, lavender and chopped cucumber. Yes... this is a lavender infused smoked cucumber sprinkled with pepper and clove to finish. Freakin weird!!!!! Oh and while you're eating this rank cumber, choke on some hair spray while you're at it! Woa.... my review is SO off from others. Then again I have bizarre skin chemistry...
  8. TulaMontage

    Boo v3

    Fizzy sugar cotton in the imp. It's very promising. On my skin it completely disapears. I mean, there is NOTHING left behind. No wafty goodness... Just a slight trail of washing detergent which is rather unpleasant. I'll sick to my original Boo My skin has never ate a scent up like this before! Wonder what the heck happened...
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    Half Elf v5

    This is straight up baby powder on my skin. It had so much creamy resiny promise in the imp. I'm very disappointed with my skin chemistry I am SO hit and miss with honey notes.
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    Cake Smash v6

    Oh oh oh!!!! The cream note in this is EXACTLY the same as in my beloved Loves Philosophy. It's creamy cakey goodness. FAR lighter on the dorian/doc/snake oil which suits me just fine. I much prefer this version of Cake Smash, although I will be keeping my original bottle of course. It takes a while for this scent to mature on my skin. It's all butter cream and sweet frosting, but eventually gets richer with added safron spicy goodness. This is almost (ALMOST) like a baby closet... it's not as sweet but I am convinced they share mostly the same notes. V6 FTW!!!!!!
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    Twinkle, Twinkle Little Bat

    Sparkly little twinkly thing indeedy! In the imp this is straight up melon, exactly like the melon note in Earth rat (which I ADORE) Wet - holy crap, my skin ate the melon, like just sucked it straight up! Nowhere to be sniffed?! It's just straight up muddy herbal tea. I hope this sorts its self out soon... Dry - Hemlock? Peppermint hemlock. How on earth did that happen. Where is the beoved melon twinkly goodness? My sparkle bat turned into a troublesome grubby bat that has been misbehaving in your grannies herb garden!
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    Maiden v2

    Spicy rosie rose! Not the strongest (as in heady) rose blend I have tried, but floral enough to give me a major headache and make me want to scrub myself clean with bleach. Straight to swaps methinks
  13. TulaMontage

    Candy Corn Coated Candy Apple

    In the imp - Apple Wet - Jucier apple Dry - Apple apple apple... I never learn, I HATE apple... it's official. I was hoping the many other notes would make this work for me, but I didn' tven get the slightest wiff of them! I am sad and reeking of apple...
  14. TulaMontage

    The Elephantine Colossus

    SEASIDE SMUT! In the imp this is a salty sultry version of Midway! Seriously. Wet, this morphs into a stunningly deep caramel popcorn discarded on salt battered pier planks, with the occassional crushed boiled sweetie wafting through to the surface. Dry, smutty sea air. Thats the only way to describe it. Sexy sweaty popcorn and sweetie eating prostitutes that work by the seas side. I LOVE IT!
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    Gelt

    2010 version is all sultry powdery chocolate in the imp, but once on its all sweetness and bright! Why has this gone, dare I say it, FLORAL?! I mean don't get me wrong, I actually love this dry on my skin (and I really dislike florals) but what happened to the chocolate? This is such a strange scent, and I actually LOVE it! Must try the 08 version now...
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