The Winner of Our #BPAL7wordstory Contest (SLOTH Edition)

[Failmingo]

Surprise, surprise -- it took us a few extra days to pick a winner for the Sloth edition of our ‪#‎BPAL7wordstory‬ contest. During our close review of the 400+ entries, there were many aromatic standouts (in ways delicious as well as sublimely hideous). We'll be posting some of these runners-up in days to come!

However, one of you got a laugh out of Beth which resulted in her returning to this entry again and again. So, prepare thy sin-soaked olfactory sensors for a whiff of Amy DeNies' tribute to pure, unadulterated Sloth:

"can't commit to eating a whole banana"

Thanks to everyone who entered! Keep your quills sharp, you never know when another story contest might pop up.