And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, "Come and see this list of scents. How the hell could one person have tried that many perfumes?"

 

Purple = love this scent (these are my absolute favorites, the best of the best)

 

Green = like this scent (there's a lot of variation here, I may like it--even like it a lot--but just don't absolutely love it or I might think it's nice enough but not the kind of scent I enjoy wearing)

 

Orange = this scent is just okay (I try not to lump scents into this category if I think they're nice but not for me; these are mainly the scents that I don't hate, but can't see a lot of appeal in, on me or on someone else)

 

Red = don't like this scent (I rarely actively hate a BPAL scent...these are the scents that provoke an immediate "Get it away from me!" reaction for some reason, often because they have almond or rose in them, but those two notes aren't automatic qualifiers for inclusion)

 

Bold = I own at least one bottle (or at least a partial bottle in a couple cases) of this scent

Italics = I own an empty/tester/very low level bottle

 

Exclusives and limited editions:

 

Limited Editions:

 

13 (original/white label)

13 (November 2009)

413 U.S. 15 / Miller v. California (tester)

A Bachelor's Dog

Ace of Hearts

All Saints

All Souls

An Altar to Cold, Rigid, Dreadful Death

The Arabian Dance

The Arbor

Atlas

Badger

Bad Luck Woman Blues

Bakeneko

Bitter Moon

Beaver Moon 2005

Beaver Moon 2010

Beltane

Black Temple Burlesque Group

Blood Moon 2005

Blue Moon 2004

Bones Trombone

Boo

Brom Bones

Brood XIX

Buck Moon

Budding Moon

Burning Vulva

But Men Loved Darkness Rather Than Light

Calaveras

Capricorn 2007

Carfax Abbey

The Chained Phantoms

The Changeling

Chaste Moon 2005

Cold Moon

Conical Beast

Count Dracula

The Cracked Bell

Creepy

Dancing Koi

Dark Chocolate, Fig and Tamarind

Dark Chocolate and Key Lime Truffle

Dark Chocolate and Pepper-Smoked Caramel

Dark Chocolate, Whiskey and Cognac Truffle

The Darkling Thrush

The Decrepit House

Ded Moroz

Devil's Night

Diable en Boîte

Dia de Los Muertos

Dr. John Seward

Egg Nog

El Dia de Los Reyes

Enkhespalos

Enraged Bunny Musk

Enraged Groundhog Musk

Enraged Orangutan Musk

F5

Fearful Pleasure

The Feast for the Greatly Revered Ones

The First Soft Snow

Fledgling Raptor Moon

Flower Moon 2005

The Forbidding Foyer

Formula 54

Frederic

Fruit Moon

Ghoulish

Giant Vulva (this one's an odd one; it's between "I like it, but it's not for me" and "meh"...a little too floral for my tastes, but I mostly like it, just not really as a scent for me)

The Gilman House Hotel (sniffie)

Gingerbread Poppet

Gnome

The Goblin Rider

Graveyard Dirt

Green Party

Gunpowder

Gypsy

The Hag

Halloween: Brooklyn

Halloween: Las Vegas

Harvest Moon 2004

Harvest Moon 2005

Havisham

Hearth 2004

Hearth 2005

Hellhound on my Trail

The Hell of Great Heat

Herr Drosselmeyer

Hexennacht 2005

Holiday Moon

Honey Moon

The Host of the Air

Hungry Ghost Moon

Hunter Moon 2005

Hunter Moon 2007

Hygeia

Ice Queen

The Ides of March 2005

Independent

The Infernal Lover (both red musk versions)

The Infernal Lover (no red musk version)

Irrelevant and Disturbing Surreal Crawdad Dream

Ivanushka

Jacob's Ladder

June Gloom 2004

Khajuraho

King of Clubs

King of Diamonds

King of Spades

Krampus (2006 and 2007)

Kusunoki Tamonmaru Masatsura Surprising a Fox Ghost

La Mano Del Destino

Lambs' Wool

Lead Phoenix

La Pere Fouettard

The Last of the Spirits

Lawn Gnome

Lick It

The Living Flame

Love in the Asylum

Lughnasadh

Lunar Eclipse

Luperci

The Lurid Library

Lycaon (tester)

Mabon 2004

Makhanitis

Male Nude, Arms Upstretched

Manilus Hurled from a Rock

Manners Among Men and Women in the Red Light District

Man with Phallus Head

Michael Casts Out All the Fallen Angels

Midnight Kiss

Midnight Mass

Midwinter's Eve

Mi-Go Brain Canister

Milk Chocolate Buttercream

Milk Chocolate, Cassia and Bacon (smells okay one me once it dries, but it's super funky in the bottle and not in a good way)

Milk Chocolate, Coconut, Cardamom, Rum and Ginger Truffle

Milk Moon 2005

Minamoto No Yurimitsu Cuts at the Earth Spider

Minotaur

Mircalla, Countess Karnstein

Mistletoe

Mlle. Lilith, Fortune Teller

Mole

Monster Bait: Bloody Mary

Monster Bait: Closet

Monster Bait: Tokyo Stomp

Monster Bait: Underbed

Monster Bait: Underpants

Monster Bait: Ventriloquist Dummy

Moon of Horses

Mother Ginger

Mother Shub's Spiced Lait de Chèvre (tester)

Mourning Cloak (my bottle says Mourning Shroud

Night's Pavilion

Nonae Caprotina

Nuclear Winter

Numb

The Nutcracker

#OCCUPYWALLSTREET

One to Tie, Two to Win

Orb Weaver

Paduan Killer Swarm

Pallas Athene

Pancake Breakfast

Pandemonium

Panther Moon

Parlement of Foules

Peacock Queen

Penumbra (tester)

Perchta

The Perfumed Garden

The Perilous Parlor

The Phoenix in Autumn

Pinched with Four Aces

Pink Moon 2005

Pink Phoenix

Pirate Moon

Plastic Pink Flamingo

Prosperity of a Country

Pumpkin I 2005

Pumpkin II 2005

Pumpkin III 2005

Pumpkin IV 2005

Pumpkin V 2005

Pumpkin IV 2009

Pumpkin Latte

Pumpkin Queen

Punkie Night

Purple Spotted Swallowtail

Pussy

Queen of Clubs

Queen of Diamonds

Queen of Spades

Quincy Morris

Rat

The Rat King (2005)

Raven Moon

Red Lantern

Red Moon 2004

Red Phoenix

Rhinotoros

Riding the Goat

The Ring

Rose Red

Roux-Ga-Roux

Ruddy Daggerwing

Salamander

Samhain

Samhainophobia

Schwarzer Mond

The School-House

Scorpio 2007

The Sea Rat

The Season of Ghosts

Selkie

Skadi

Sleepy Moon

Smut

Snow Bunny

Snow Moon

Snow White

The Soldier

Spicebush Swallowtail

Spooky

Staged Moon Landing

Standing Female Nude

Stardust

Storm Moon

Stranger in Camp

Strawberry Moon 2005

Sugar Cookie

Sugar Plum Fairy

Sugar Skull

Sylph

Talvikuu

The Ta-Ta

Teatime in Roswell

Thunder and Blazes

Tin Foil Hat (sniffie)

The Traveller

Trick or Treat

The Twisted Oak Tree

Undine

The Unsavory Gravediggers

Valentine of Rome

Variety of Pleasing Amusements

Velvet Bandito

Velvet Cthulhu

Velvet Dogs Playing Poker

Velvet Tiger

Werepuppy

White Chocolate, Black Raspberry, and Apricot Cordial Truffle

White Peacock

Wildfire

WILF

Winter Solstice Lunar Eclipse

Winter-Time

Wolf Moon 2004

Wolf Moon 2011

Wolf Spider

Womb Furie 2010

Wrestlers

Yuletide

 

BPTP Exclusives:

 

Bauble (sniffie)

Bogle (tester)

Celeste

Comforting Plush Companion

The Ecstasy of Passion

Egg'd Mailbox

Fee

Hellion

La Fee Verte

The Last Squished Jellybean (sniffie)

Left His Nurse While in a Crowd

Lump of Coal

Marotte

Marshmallow Poof

Monsieur Petitbled's Frivolous Wheeled Footwear

Mitzvah

Ninon

Overprotective Possessed Talking Doll

Playing with Dangerous Toys

Scattered Gloom

Snow Angel

Snowblind

Spanked

Spanked Revisited

TP'd Trees

Trick #2

Uncertain Horror

 

Retail Exclusives:

 

Autumn

Banshee Beat

Blackberry Jam & Scones

Black Lace

Creature Feature

Crimson Christmas

Heavenly Love & Earthly Love

Invasion of the Flesh-Eating Reindeer from Uranus

Lucifer

Mutant Hot-Rodders from Hell High

Mysterious Warning (sniffie)

Psychological Horror

Red Lace

Silas Ruthyn

Sue's Great Old Puppet Show

Tattered Lace

Ü

Zombie Apocalypse

 

Event Exclusives:

 

The Anti-Saloon League (tester sniffie)

Badgers

Bat of Good Death

Cat Allingham

The Crumpet Rebellion

Doc Buzzard

Dungeon Crawl (tester)

The Elephantine Colossus

Fetish.Goth

Fuwu Bansaku in Ruined Temple with Black Monster on Umbrella

Gothabilly

Ho Ho Ho

India Ink

In Reilig Oran (sniffie)

Mitzvah Gororet Mitzvah (tester)

Mount Misery and Sweet Hollow Roads

Mule Skinner v1

Old Roswell Cemetery

The Phantom Cow of Yerba Buena Island

Pumpkin King

Reindeer Poop

[Rivet.Goth

Romanti.goth

Shanghai Tunnel

Sky City (After)

Storyville

Voodoo Queen

 

Carnaval Diabolique:

 

Australian Copperhead

Banded Sea Snake

Bezoar

The Blasphemare Reliquary

Boomslang

The Chapel (tester)

Clemence

The Contract of Theophilus of Adana

Coral Snake

Death Adder

Dionysia

Green Tree Viper

Habu

Hand of Glory

The Illustrated Woman

Inez

King Cobra

Marianne

Meskhenet, the Vulture Maiden

Mme. Moriarty, Misfortune Teller

The Parliament of Monsters

Pickled Imp

Priala, the Human Phoenix

Saw-Scaled Viper

Shrunken Heads

Temple Viper

Thalassa, the Galapagos Mermaid

Theodosius, the Legerdemain

The Two-Headed Goat

Western Diamondback

The Wild Men of Jezirat Al Tennyn

 

Carnaval Noir:

 

Bearded Lady

Bed of Nails

Fire Eater

Freak Show

Geek

Gypsy Queen

House of Mirrors

Kunstkammer

Medicine Show

Midway

Shill

Snake Charmer (original and resurrected)

Torture King

 

A Demon in My View:

 

Al Araaf

Alone

The City in the Sea

Dreamland

Evening Star

The Haunted Palace

Lenore

The Sleeper

Spirits of the Dead

 

A Descent Into the Maelstrom:

 

Berenice

Fortunato

The Masque

Montresor

The Pit & The Pendulum

The Premature Burial

The Tell-Tale Heart

Usher

 

Springtime in Arkham:

 

Al-Azif

Arkham Revisted

Shub-Niggurath

Azathoth

Cthulu

Dunwich

Kingsport

Miskatonic University

Tuzscha

Whippoorwill

Yog-Sothoth

 

Unreleased & prototypes:

 

300F v1

Abedus Indentatus v5

Amaterasu v3

Antimony v9

Baba Yaga (unreleased version)

Bedbug

Beth's Experimental Blend (one of several)

Beth's Experimental Blend (another of several)

Black Widow Circus

Boomslang v2

Cake Smash v6

Capela dos Osos v5

CBBOB1

CD023

CD: Alley of Games v6

CD: Misfortune Teller v3

CD: Tilt v4 (tester)

Chaotic v3

Decadence

Dorian v2

Dorian v3

Elf v4

Ennui v42

Fenris Wolf v2

The Fire Dancer

Grand Guignol v4

Gun Moll

Half-Elf (unrleased prototype version; tester)

Half Elf v5

Hellion v2

Hexahedraon v3

IXHV4

IXHV37 (tester)

Jingo-Kogo v6 (tester)

KPX130 (tester)

Kweku Anansi

Lamia v3 (tester)

LULU7

Lust v7

Mary Celeste v4

MB: Underbed v1

Miskatonic University v3

Morocco v2

MUV3

NGG023 (tester)

Nigredo v7

Nine Mysteries

Obeah

Osiris v4

P013

Paladin v3

Peace

PEXO

Phyllocrania Paradoxa v1

Phyllocrania Paradoxa v3

PL176 (tester)

PRC12

PX23

PX117

Quick Grope Under the Mistletoe

Ranger v5

Sacrifice

SAQQARA v2

Sol Niger v2

Taphophobia v2

Tetramorph v2

Trachelophorus Giraffe v3

Val Sans Retour

XCDL13

Zombie Apocalypse v4

 

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Discontinued lines:

 

The Atomic Luau Lounge:

 

Aremata-Popoa

Polynesian Pop (in between "like it but not my kind of scent" and OK)

Rangoon Riptide

Red Tide

Screeching Parrot (sniffie)

 

The Chakras:

 

Anahata: The Heart

Muladhara: The Root

Svadhisthana: Sacral

 

Illumination:

 

A'Arab Zaraq

 

Oblation:

 

Chiroptera

Corazon

Oisin

Thunderbird

 

The Sephiroth:

 

Binah

Chesed

Chokmah

Geburah

Malkuth

Netzach

Tiphareth

Yesod

 

Single Notes:

 

Blue Lilac

Carnation (tester)

Cinnamon

East African Black Patchouli

Juniper Berry

Pikaki

Pink Grapefruit

Red Mysor(e) Sandalwood

Redwood

Siberian Musk

Sweet Clove

White Cedarwood

 

Tarot Oils:

 

Ace of Cups

Ace of Pentacles

Ace of Swords

Ace of Wands

The Chariot

Death

The Devil

The Emperor

The Empress

The Fool

The Hanged Man

The Heirophant

The Hermit

The High Priestess

Judgement / Judgment

Justice

The Lovers

The Magician

The Moon

The Star

Strength

The Sun

Temperance

The Tower

The Wheel of Fortune

The World

 

Voodoo Blends:

 

Bat's Blood

Crucible of Courage

Goona Goona

India Bouquet

Juju

 

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General catalog (including discontinued scents that are part of current lines):

 

Ars Amatoria:

 

Aperotos Eros

Ave Maria Gratia Plena

Bien Loin d'Ici (I like it in the bottle, but it's just okay on me; definitely a scent locket blend)

Bordello

Brisingamen

Carnal

Casanova

Debauchery

Delight

Depraved

Desire

Endymion

Forbidden Fruit

Golden Priapus

Harlot

Hetairae

Ingenue

Jezebel

Kabuki

La Belle Au Bois Dormant

La Lethe

La Petit Mort

Le Serpent Qui Danse

The Lady of Shallot

Libertine

Lolita

Lorelei

Lucy's Kiss

Maiden

Muse

Nefertiti

O

Perversion

Psyche

Queen of Sheba

Rapture

Ravenous

Salome

Saturnalia

Satyr

Severin

Siren

Snake Oil

Spellbound

Succubus

The Temptation

Vicomte de Valmont

Vixen

Wanda

Wanton

Whip

 

Ars Draconis:

 

Dragon's Blood

Dragon's Bone

Dragon's Claw

Dragon's Eye

Dragon's Heart

Dragon's Hide

Dragon's Milk

Dragon's Musk

Dragon's Tears

Ladon

 

Ars Moriendi:

 

Dance of Death

Danse Macabre

Darkness

Embalming Fluid

Eternal

The Ghost

Haunted

House of Night

Jazz Funeral

Nocturne

Shroud

Silentium Amoris

Tears

Thanatos

Twilight

Wings of Azrael

Zombi

 

Bewitching Brews:

 

#20 Love Oil

Absinthe

All Night Long

Anne Bonny

Antique Lace

Arachne

Aunt Caroline's Joy Mojo

Aureus

Belle Epoque

Bess

Black Cat

Black Forest

Black Opal

Black Pearl

The Black Tower

Bliss

Block Buster

Blood

Blood Amber

Blood Kiss

Blood Pearl

Bon Vivant

Brimstone

Burial

Carnivale

Cathode

Chimera

Chuparosa

The Coiled Serpent

Come to Me

Dana O'Shee

Dee

Delirium

Dove's Heart

Eclipse

Eidolon

Empyreal Mist

Event Horizon

Feu Follet

Fae

Fire of Love

Follow Me Boy

Grand Guignol

Grog

Hamadryad

Has No Hanna

The Hesperides

High John the Conqueror

Highwayman

Horn of Plenty

Hurricane

Incantation

Inferno

Intrigue

Jack (I and II)

The Jersey Devil

Jolly Roger

Juke Joint

La Bella Donna Della Mia Mente

La Belle Dame Sans Merci

Lampades

Leanan Sidhe

Lightning

Love Me

Lurid

Magus

Mata Hari

Morgause

Omen

Ouija

Ozymandias

Penny Dreadful

Phantasm

Plunder

Poisoned Apple

Queen

Rakshasa

The Raven

Red Devil

Saint-Germain

Scarecrow

Scherezade

Schrodinger's Cat

Seance

Shadow

Storm

Sudha Segara

Swank

Tempest

Tushnamatay

Twenty-One

Ulalume

Ultraviolet

Umbra

Undertow

Van Van

Velvet

Voodoo

Water of Notre Dame

Wilde

Wolf's Heart

Zephyr

Yggdrasil

 

The remainder of the scents I've tried can be found here! I had to split it into two posts because it was getting cut off otherwise.